Do I have to pick?

[HisKid]

I really do love my Wife, but I really do love my TiVO too!! Do I really have to pick one or the other?

Can't I have both?

 

[aps45819]

No, drop one off at my house

 

[K_Jo]

No, drop one off at my house

 

[aps45819]

Make it the TiVo if your wife is chubby

 

[unixpirate]

Make it the TiVo if your wife is chubby

Say it like it is

 

[HisKid]

Hmmm, but both have been hacked to my liking....

 

[baileydog]

Tivo is made to be used later so I say you can have both.

 

[FromTexas]

Hmmm, but both have been hacked to my liking....

You hacked up your wife?

 

[kwillia]

You hacked up your wife?

Hair...:shrug:

 

[migtig]

Tivo is made to be used later so I say you can have both.

At any time of any day...

 

[FromTexas]

Hair...:shrug:

Hmmm, murderer or a guy who cuts his wife hair for her? I think the murderer sounds more manly. Yarr!

 

[kwillia]

Hmmm, murderer or a guy who cuts his wife hair for her? I think the murderer sounds more manly. Yarr!

I was thinking more along the lines of "hack" the way a cat would "hack" up a hair ball...Nevermind.

 

[virgovictoria]

I'd definitely tell you to keep the TiVo

 

[aps45819]

At any time of any day...

if that was true, I might still be married

 

[TexasPride77]

I really do love my Wife, but I really do love my TiVO too!! Do I really have to pick one or the other?

Can't I have both?

I'd say this was a hard decision to make but lets look at a few facts. Perhaps more can be added:

TIVO
=========================
1. Does what you tell it to
2. Has a handy mute button
3. Provides you pleasurable entertainment without commitment as many times as you want
4. Will out live a wife
5. NFL sunday ticket
6. Comes with a remote that makes Tivo do what you tell it to
7. Welcomes you to sleep on the couch with it


WIFE
=========================
1. Ignores you
2. No mute button
3. You cant get "something" without taking out the trash, fixing the sink, or changing the car's oil FIRST
4. Will try to out live Tivo
5. NO NFL sunday ticket
6. No remote
7. Threatens you by saying you will sleep on the couch

 

[vanbells]

I'd say this was a hard decision to make but lets look at a few facts. Perhaps more can be added:

TIVO
=========================
1. Does what you tell it to
2. Has a handy mute button
3. Provides you pleasurable entertainment without commitment as many times as you want
4. Will out live a wife
5. NFL sunday ticket

You get Sunday ticket with TiVO?

 

[migtig]

if that was true, I might still be married

My ex husband said he felt used and that's all I wanted him around for...I said it was why I put a ring on his finger so I could get it without having to buy him dinner and that he wasn't good at anything else. :shrug:

 

[ylexot]

My ex husband said he felt used and that's all I wanted him around for...I said it was why I put a ring on his finger so I could get it without having to buy him dinner and that he wasn't good at anything else. :shrug:

 

[TexasPride77]

You get Sunday ticket with TiVO?

Well I have direct tv...so yeah...i get sunday ticket,.....WOOT WOOT!!!