Toxick
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No I was referring to your reaction to toxick's comment..I don't think he really has a friend he calls pig####er
I was absolutely 100% not even kidding. We've called each other by the worst nicknames imaginable since we were teenagers. In fact, when he calls me on the phone, I'll see his name on caller ID, and I'll answer, "What's up pig####er!"
I'm sure you've heard the old joke about, "A friend will bail you out of jail... a true friend will be in the cell next to you..." Yeah. He'd be in the cell with me, and as ABC pointed out, if anyone else ever called him the names that I call him, they'd be facing 2 problems, not just one.
Anyway, yeah, I do call him those names, but I also call him "brother", and he truly is.