Do you clean your toilet?

[GreenHornet]

I use to always clean my favorite seating area...... Until a few months ago that is. Let me explain.

I was making my morning deposit a few months back and while I was sitting there enjoying the moment I decided that I needed something to read to sort of help things along. I had to settle for the labels on a some of my cleaning products since the wife moved my idiots guide to rocket science to the bathroom upstairs.

That's when it donned on me..... Here I am taking a crap and I just cleaned the toilet. Now the toilets dirty again and it will need to be cleaned, but if I clean it again it will really only be clean until I decide to piss or crap in it again. How clean does a toilet really need to be anyways? No matter how clean you get it someones just going to come along and piss on it.

I don't clean my toilet anymore, it's a waste of time and the toilet doesn't even care.

 

[cwo_ghwebb]

That's what the maid is for.

 

[thatcat22]

best thread I read all day.

 

[thatcat22]

if all else fails, read the tags on your clothes

 

[bcp]

best thread I read all day.

That says loads about you

 

[puggymom]

I used to be kind of wishy washy with cleaning it but I am religious about it now. It started with the morning sickness and is still going as for some reason kids think the toliet is something fun to touch...everywhere. No matter what I do the second that bathroom door opens it is mad rush for the toliet and neither are potty trained.

 

[thatcat22]

That says loads about you

speaking of loads, yes i did just off load one

 

[ocean733]

I use to always clean my favorite seating area...... Until a few months ago that is. Let me explain.

I was making my morning deposit a few months back and while I was sitting there enjoying the moment I decided that I needed something to read to sort of help things along. I had to settle for the labels on a some of my cleaning products since the wife moved my idiots guide to rocket science to the bathroom upstairs.

That's when it donned on me..... Here I am taking a crap and I just cleaned the toilet. Now the toilets dirty again and it will need to be cleaned, but if I clean it again it will really only be clean until I decide to piss or crap in it again. How clean does a toilet really need to be anyways? No matter how clean you get it someones just going to come along and piss on it.

I don't clean my toilet anymore, it's a waste of time and the toilet doesn't even care.

I have a good idea. Clean it real good and then have everyone pee outside.

 

[GreenHornet]

I used to be kind of wishy washy with cleaning it but I am religious about it now. It started with the morning sickness and is still going as for some reason kids think the toliet is something fun to touch...everywhere. No matter what I do the second that bathroom door opens it is mad rush for the toliet and neither are potty trained.

Since I gave up cleaning the toilets I spend less time on the John and more time with my kids. My BM's are more productive because I find that the lingering smell coming from the crapper helps things along. I've lost weight because of this and feel a million times better. Turns out a nasty toilet is really the fountain of youth in disguise.

The greates benefit from not cleaning the toilet? Guests leave in a timely manner because they wait until they get home to handle their business.

Life is good even though it's ####ty.

 

[C6R_Mag]

i personally like a nice clean toilet. It's kinda almost to the point that if the toilet is not clean, all i can think about is how i'm sitting on top of some old dried up crap. i can't go when it's like that!

...don't even get me started on phantom sh!tters at work. it's clean one moment and when you come back the thing is blown to holy hell with the aftermath all over the place and under the toilet seat.

 

[ocean733]

I have the cleanest toilets. My hubby knows that his sons don't aim right and well, other issues, so he cleans all of them 3x's a week.

 

[godsbutterfly]

You know, GH, they also have Clorox tablets you put in the back of the tank that help keep the toilet cleaner longer. I think they are good for like a thousand flushes or something like that - but since I have never actually bothered to count I just check it every now and then to see if it needs another tablet dropped in the tank.

 

[bcp]

I cant poo at work, my butt needs to be on familiar seating before the release can be made.
its also why I had to buy the camper.

 

[thatcat22]

I cant poo at work, my butt needs to be on familiar seating before the release can be made.
its also why I had to buy the camper.

so do you park the camper outside of your place of employment?

 

[Sonsie]

I used to be kind of wishy washy with cleaning it but I am religious about it now. It started with the morning sickness and is still going as for some reason kids think the toliet is something fun to touch...everywhere. No matter what I do the second that bathroom door opens it is mad rush for the toliet and neither are potty trained.

I have the same problem. The 15 month old is in it up to her elbows unless I get hold of her in time and the two year old HAS to flush the toilet everytime he wanders in there. Then he sticks his head down to seat level and yells "bye bye poop!" even if the bowl was totally empty. So needless to say we keep the potty very clean.

 

[bcp]

so do you park the camper outside of your place of employment?

no, I go at home in the morning and am able to make it all day before I have to release again.

 

[BS Gal]

I cant poo at work, my butt needs to be on familiar seating before the release can be made.
its also why I had to buy the camper.

I'm the same. Must be familiar territory.

 

[puggymom]

You know, GH, they also have Clorox tablets you put in the back of the tank that help keep the toilet cleaner longer. I think they are good for like a thousand flushes or something like that - but since I have never actually bothered to count I just check it every now and then to see if it needs another tablet dropped in the tank.

I love those!

 

[puggymom]

I have the same problem. The 15 month old is in it up to her elbows unless I get hold of her in time and the two year old HAS to flush the toilet everytime he wanders in there. Then he sticks his head down to seat level and yells "bye bye poop!" even if the bowl was totally empty. So needless to say we keep the potty very clean.

I can so relate!!! My son is 15 months and daughter is almost three. While not potty trained yet when she does go on the potty she loves to 'look'.

 

[PsyOps]

What a bunch of crap.