Do you clean your toilet?

[jenbengen]

I'm the same. Must be familiar territory.

Me too! Hubby makes fun of me, but I'd rather pinch it all day and wait until I get home.

 

[bcp]

Me too! Hubby makes fun of me, but I'd rather pinch it all day and wait until I get home.

I just cant put enough protection between my butt cheeks and the pimple puss from the backside of the hungover janitor that dripped all over the seat.

 

[C6R_Mag]

anyone else grossed out reading about all these ladies taking grumps??

and here i grew up thinking women didn't do that.

 

[aps45819]

I cant poo at work, my butt needs to be on familiar seating before the release can be made.
its also why I had to buy the camper.

I always make it a point to poo at work.
I like the idea that I'm getting paid $$ to read the paper and drop a load

 

[bcp]

I always make it a point to poo at work.
I like the idea that I'm getting paid $$ to read the paper and drop a load

I feel good enough realizing that Im being paid well to do nothing in the first place

 

[Solja_Boy]

Some left an uperdecker in my toilet one time and I have never cleaned it since. The toilet is permanatly ruined.

 

[SoMDGirl42]

What a shiaty thread

 

[GWguy]

Toilet ? Clean ? Now THERE'S an oxymoron for a single guy......

 

[sux2b44]

If I have to go bad enough and I am forced to use a public toilet, I use Lysol Spray to spray the toilets in public places. I use an antibacterial hand wash before I leave the stall and I scrub my hands at the sink. I use my sleeve to open the door and they use the antibacterial wash again. My toilet is cleaned everyday with bleach. I have a germ phobia obviously.

 

[morningbell]

I use to always clean my favorite seating area...... Until a few months ago that is. Let me explain.

I was making my morning deposit a few months back and while I was sitting there enjoying the moment I decided that I needed something to read to sort of help things along. I had to settle for the labels on a some of my cleaning products since the wife moved my idiots guide to rocket science to the bathroom upstairs.

That's when it donned on me..... Here I am taking a crap and I just cleaned the toilet. Now the toilets dirty again and it will need to be cleaned, but if I clean it again it will really only be clean until I decide to piss or crap in it again. How clean does a toilet really need to be anyways? No matter how clean you get it someones just going to come along and piss on it.

I don't clean my toilet anymore, it's a waste of time and the toilet doesn't even care.

Last night BF got up to go pee. An hour later I got up to go pee. As I climb back into bed he asks what I'm doing....
ME "I just went pee now I'm coming back to bed. Hey, could you please put
the toilet seat down so I don't have to sit in your dribble."
BF (mocking me)"Could you please put the toilet seat down so I don't sit in
your dribble. Could you please put the toilet seat up so I can pee"
ME "are you serious right now?!?!? Don't talk to me"
BF (again mocking)"Are you serious now? Don't talk to me"
ME "Jerk"
BF "Fine, I won't talk to you"

Recounting what happened with him last night he told me this morning he had no idea that we had that conversation. I do believe him, he talks in his sleep, but come on!

 

[morningbell]

Me too! Hubby makes fun of me, but I'd rather pinch it all day and wait until I get home.

That is so bad for you! If you wait it causes the poo to dry up and it'll be harder to push out later. I learned that yesterday watching "You Are What You Eat" on BBCAmerica

 

[GreenHornet]

I love those!

They don't taste very good!

 

[GreenHornet]

I cant poo at work, my butt needs to be on familiar seating before the release can be made.
its also why I had to buy the camper.

It would have been cheaper just to carry your own toilet seat around with you and think of how cool you would look doing it.

I can drop a load anywhere at anythime. Side of the road, vacant or full parking lot, Walmart, Kmart, Lowes, portable toilets, back seat of the car, planter boxes, schrubs.... Anyhwere.

 

[littledarling]

I used to be kind of wishy washy with cleaning it but I am religious about it now. It started with the morning sickness and is still going as for some reason kids think the toliet is something fun to touch...everywhere. No matter what I do the second that bathroom door opens it is mad rush for the toliet and neither are potty trained.

Icky...I know. I've seen a kid drink from it once.

 

[bcp]

It would have been cheaper just to carry your own toilet seat around with you and think of how cool you would look doing it.

I could paint it gold, wear it around my neck, call it bling and make a million singing bad white rap songs about the man not letting me poo on the mayors lawn or something.

 

[beerlover]

I had an alcoholic slob single friend once who rented a shabby little apartment and didn't clean his toilet ONCE in the two years that he lived there. It actually had moss growing in it and it would wave like seaweed when you flushed. He was a total pig.

 

[RareBreed]

Had to scrub one of ours last night after oldest was home from school all day with the squirts.

They say they clean ours here at work but yesterday I went in there right after the janitors supposedly cleaned and there was dried pee on one seat and pubies on the other. Had to trek downstairs to use a clean one.

 

[beerlover]

I wish I had an all-tile bathroom with a drain in the floor so I could just hose the whole place out once in awhile. Either that, or put a lock on the door so I'm the only one who gets to use the one I have to clean.

 

[Sonsie]

Icky...I know. I've seen a kid drink from it once.

Hubby was watching the kids this morning while I went to get an MRI. When I got home my 15 month old was in the bathroom with the toilet brush in her mouth and wet to the elbows! Hubby "thought" she was playing in her room. :Harrumph:

 

[puggymom]

Hubby was watching the kids this morning while I went to get an MRI. When I got home my 15 month old was in the bathroom with the toilet brush in her mouth and wet to the elbows! Hubby "thought" she was playing in her room. :Harrumph:

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