Do you think it's right??????

[Hello6]

Originally posted by TIGGER6035
That's nothing bad. I'm glad I'm going to be a mommy.

So was Joan Crawford.

NO MORE WIRE HANGERS

Yes mommy dearest.

 

[SmallTown]

Originally posted by cariblue
Thank you.

Anything for you

 

[tlatchaw]

Originally posted by Hello6
A 13 year old gift from GOD was arrested today for carjacking 2 women in Newport News. (saw it on the news, can't find it online)
Another 14 year old gift from GOD was taken into custody for "allegedly" raping a 12 year old in Suffolk.
Here's your gift!

I refer you to my original post in this discussion, "Let's all remember we started out as evil children. Some of us grow out of it and some never do."

Which category are you part of?

 

[Hello6]

Positively Evil I'm evil in a good way I was a saintly kid but grew out of that.

 

[RoseRed]

You guys are too much!

 

[Makavide]

Originally posted by cariblue
I don't believe in god, so where'd mine come from?

He believes in you, that is why he gave them to you.

 

[tlatchaw]

If your church requires you to write a check to get in, the focus is in the wrong place.

 

[Makavide]

Originally posted by cariblue
I see the light, now.

Maybe someday you will.

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by cariblue
Ya' know, I've never heard that before. I see the light, now. I think I'll take my check book and go to church Sunday.

save yourself the hassle of driving around and cancelling your other plans and just send me the check. I'll make sure it goes to something good!

 

[Hello6]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian. . . any more
than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger.

And if babies are given to you by GOD, does HE make you miscarry because he dosen't think you're going to be a good parent? Or that you don't love baby jebus enough?

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by Hello6
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian. . . any more
than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger.

 

[Sharon]

uh oh...

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by Sharon
uh oh...

is that the 5-minute warning or the "get your beer and popcorn and pull up an otter-proof chair" siren?

 

[Sharon]

It's a few minutes after noon, pass me a beer.

 

[Pookie]

Originally posted by Hello6
baby jebus

Is he in the New New Testament?

 

[TripleJ]

Originally posted by cariblue
Ya' know, I've never heard that before. I see the light, now. I think I'll take my check book and go to church Sunday.






Oh wait! I already have plans for Sunday.



Nevermind.

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by Sharon
It's a few minutes after noon, pass me a beer.

here ya go ... might be here awhile!

appropriate for 99 bottles of beer on the wall too!

 

[TripleJ]

I'm going to my son's Halloween party at his school this afternoon, or, else, I'd have one of those beers.........

 

[Hello6]

Originally posted by Pookie
Is he in the New New Testament?

Yes, in the Second book of Homer Simpson.

 

[TripleJ]

isn't that Jebus? or something like that? what does Homer call Jesus? You'd think with all of Flanders influence on him he be a little more respectful?