Toxick
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I think that they should make dog tags for humans saying "I've been spayed" or "I've been neutered".
I wear a t-shirt that says "My balls are in my wife's purse."
Oddly, that doesn't seem to impress most chicks I try to pick up.
I think that they should make dog tags for humans saying "I've been spayed" or "I've been neutered".
I carry my papers around.
I wear a t-shirt that says "My balls are in my wife's purse."
Oddly, that doesn't seem to impress most chicks I try to pick up.
How does that work for you... do you pull them out in the hopes of getting a first date or do you hold back and whip 'em out in to entice a 2nd date...
Will you ask Mrs. Toxick where she got that shirt?
I think she got it from the same place she got her t-shirt that says:
Back off....
These are his
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How does that work for you... do you pull them out in the hopes of getting a first date or do you hold back and whip 'em out to entice a 2nd date...
I like the idea of you stapling your papers to your used up cooch instead.
OMFG!!!I like the idea of you stapling your papers to your used up cooch instead.
How does that work for you... do you pull them out in the hopes of getting a first date or do you hold back and whip 'em out to entice a 2nd date...
butI've gotten so many STD's that I don't even need to use a ribbed condom
thats why I'm NOT having any!My cousin, won't mention her name, has had 9 children! She is 46 and looks 66. She has grandchildren older than her youngest child. She had her tubes tied and can you believe the STATE PAID to have them UNTIED???? I f'n freaked out to find out what my tax dollars was going to. Don't we have enough kids and mothers on welfare? She isn't now, but she was! She had no right having more kids, that is just ridiculous! I say spay em after 4 at the most, whether they are on welfare or not. Good God!
Oh and she had 3 miscarriages, that would have made 12 kids if she had had those!
I've gotten so many STD's that I don't even need to use a ribbed condom
Are you serious? That is probably one of the stupidest statements I think I have seen someone make on here.My cousin, won't mention her name, has had 9 children! She is 46 and looks 66. She has grandchildren older than her youngest child. She had her tubes tied and can you believe the STATE PAID to have them UNTIED???? I f'n freaked out to find out what my tax dollars was going to. Don't we have enough kids and mothers on welfare? She isn't now, but she was! She had no right having more kids, that is just ridiculous! I say spay em after 4 at the most, whether they are on welfare or not. Good God!
Oh and she had 3 miscarriages, that would have made 12 kids if she had had those!
I think that they should make dog tags for humans saying "I've been spayed" or "I've been neutered".
A friend of mine just found out that his girlfriend is pregnant. They have been together for a few months now and she has been telling him that she had her tubes tied. She admited to him last night that she was lying about getting her tubes tied. She has 2 kids and so does he. He did not want anymore kids and flat out told her that he would not date anyone else that could get pregnant unless they were on serious birth control (IUD). However, I did tell him that he should have gotten himself fixed if he did not want anymore kids. Ugh. Some people.
I have no clue why she lied. I'm sure I'll hear more tonight.Why did she lie to him in the first place? What was the point? Was she trying to get pregnant? Was she trying to land him? Honestly, I don't get it. Did she not realize that having unprotected sex could cause pregnancy? :shrug:
I'm not sure that he's much of an adult myself.Your friend should date adults from now on.
What state is she in? I know that health insurance does not even pay for a reversal.My cousin, won't mention her name, has had 9 children! She is 46 and looks 66. She has grandchildren older than her youngest child. She had her tubes tied and can you believe the STATE PAID to have them UNTIED???? I f'n freaked out to find out what my tax dollars was going to. Don't we have enough kids and mothers on welfare? She isn't now, but she was! She had no right having more kids, that is just ridiculous! I say spay em after 4 at the most, whether they are on welfare or not. Good God!
Oh and she had 3 miscarriages, that would have made 12 kids if she had had those!
How does that work for you... do you pull them out in the hopes of getting a first date or do you hold back and whip 'em out to entice a 2nd date...
Are you serious? That is probably one of the stupidest statements I think I have seen someone make on here.
This is about the 7th time I've read this post and I finally got it!
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I'm too for this stuff...
I have no clue why she lied. I'm sure I'll hear more tonight.
I'm not sure that he's much of an adult myself.
What state is she in? I know that health insurance does not even pay for a reversal.
I was joking.
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wee wittle?!