

They’re forked again! Yesterday, Bloomberg ran an encouraging story headlined, “
Federal Workers Jump at Buyout Offers They Once Shunned.” DOGE sent a
second buyout offer to federal employees, coloquially called “Fork in the Road Part 2,” and
this time they seem to be listening.
They should take the deal or quit complaining.
This time, Fork 2 is being stabbed from each agency, rather than as a centralized offer like Fork 1. Bloomberg reported that about 20,000 IRS employees —about 20% of the agency’s staff— accepted the forking offer. By comparison, only 3,700 of them took the first stab. The paper also reported that 3,700 prodded DOE workers took the new deal (double the 1,300 who jumped the first time), and 4,000 DOT workers have so far signed on (about 7% of the agency’s total).
It seems to be everywhere. Politico said the Pentagon’s entire “Digital Design Services” team is taking the deal (all 14 of them, but still).
Politico’s story reported that a “former senior Pentagon official” complained that DOGE’s delving into the Defense Department was damaging and unproductive. “They’re not really using AI, they’re not really driving efficiency. What they’re really doing is smashing everything,” the former official said.
Smashing everything sounds productive and helpful to me, but I wasn’t there.
The Fork 2 emails informed workers they were getting a second chance due to various ‘problems’ with the first offer. It reminded them that the agencies are working on reduction-in-force plans. Any employees who get “RIF’d” will get only one week of severance per year of service, plus their health care will end immediately. But if they take the buyout, they keep their full paychecks and their medical coverage through the end of September.
Following Trump’s first-week executive orders, agencies are now due to submit their reorganization plans, which are expected to include more yet waves of job cuts, new offers to work on Indian reservations, and, according to Politico, other “proposals that could make government jobs less attractive.”
What kind of other proposals? Yesterday,
DOGE announced it was expanding its credit card audit, since there are still twice as many government-issued cards as employees.
No more credit cards to feed their soy latte habits. The clock is ticking.
Take the fork.
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