Dont listen to me...listen to Celine Dion....

[Lenny]

She's Canadian, you know.

Even worse, she's FRENCH Canadian.

 

[Tonio]

What about the long John Kerry like face?

Celine Dion, Lionel Richie, and John Kerry walk into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long faces?" (Lionel replies, "Because the Canadian Skeletor over there sings like Yoko Ono having a colonoscopy.")

 

[willie]

Except for the weird accent, the flailing hands and being stupid she is pretty hot.

You forgot the label.