Drop the cheese burger and back away from the counter!

[Pete]

Congress moves to prevent liability lawsuits agains tfast food.

So I wonder if the critics of this bill would be happy if fast food places like McDonalds and BK rang a bell and publically refused to sell to fat people.


DIN DING DING. Madam, I am sorry but the scale we have hidden in the floor directly under you indicates that for your height you are 64lbs overweight. Drop the cheeseburger and back away form the counter. Might we reccomend a salad or some McCarrot sticks?

 

[harleygirl]

Congress moves to prevent liability lawsuits agains tfast food.

So I wonder if the critics of this bill would be happy if fast food places like McDonalds and BK rang a bell and publically refused to sell to fat people.


DIN DING DING. Madam, I am sorry but the scale we have hidden in the floor directly under you indicates that for your height you are 64lbs overweight. Drop the cheeseburger and back away form the counter. Might we reccomend a salad or some McCarrot sticks?

Maybe they can sign a contract with Slimfast, and offer those instead!!

 

[Pete]

Maybe they can sign a contract with Slimfast, and offer those instead!!

Beer for my men and
Slim fast for the horses

I heard that stuff is pretty good with a scoop of ice cream in it.

 

[aps45819]

Wow, these guys are wack jobs.

Instead of dishing out special legislative favors to the food industry, a better way of promoting personal responsibility would be to put nutrition information on menus and menu boards

Isn't that already availble at fast food joints?

 

[Pete]

Sir,

I am sorry but it will be a moment for your order, we have to have manager approval for the Whopper because it appears you have 3 chins. It will only be a moment.

 

[Pete]

Wow, these guys are wack jobs.

Isn't that already availble at fast food joints?

Amazing how far some people can jam their heads in the sand aint it.

 

[rack'm]

Does this chair make me look fat??

<img src="http://www.umich.edu/~ulc/photos/2003/halloweenparty/Kristen%20D'Camp%20As%20Fat%20Ballarina.jpg">

 

[Tri]

"You cannot litigate personal choices and lifestyles," said Rep. Mike Rogers, R-Mich.

Ah very interesting, is smoking not a personal choice?

 

[terbear1225]

smoking in your home certainly is, but smoking in public is proven to have adverse effects onthe health of those around you. the same cannot be said of eating junk food. (that said, I think it sucks that you can't smoke in bars in some states anymore.)