Dubya's Prez Library Plans Leaked

[forestal]

Heh..

Draft plans for the George W. Bush Library were leaked to the public. The plans include:<o></o>
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The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.<o></o>
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The <st1lace w:st="on"><st1lacename w:st="on">Hurricane</st1lacename> <st1lacename w:st="on">Katrina</st1lacename> <st1lacename w:st="on">Room</st1lacename></st1lace> - It's still under construction.<o></o>
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The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.<o></o>
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The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Keep looking, we're sure its there.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.<o></o>
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The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).<o></o>
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To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the Museum will have an Electron Microscope to help you locate them.<o></o>
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When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his Museum was better than his father's.
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[Lenny]

Heh..

Draft plans for the George W. Bush Library were leaked to the public. The plans include:<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The <st1lace w:st="on"><st1lacename w:st="on">Hurricane</st1lacename> <st1lacename w:st="on">Katrina</st1lacename> <st1lacename w:st="on">Room</st1lacename></st1lace> - It's still under construction.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Keep looking, we're sure its there.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).<o></o>
<o> </o>
To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the Museum will have an Electron Microscope to help you locate them.<o></o>
<o> </o>
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his Museum was better than his father's.
​

Now that we've dispensed with the Democrat wing (on the far left side of the entrance), the main library will be five times larger with much more meaningful exhibits and displays.

 

[Bann]

Heh..

Draft plans for the George W. Bush Library were leaked to the public. The plans include:<?xml:namespace prefix = o /><o></o>​

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As opposed to the 'Bill & Hil' Library...

...which looks like it was designed for a trailer park!​

Not to mention the fact that you can't even look at some of the papers pertaining to Hillary lest she be held accountable by the public in her current election campaign. Just like when she was running for Senator and no one could get ahold of her college thesis. (Which was basically an homage to her hero, Saul Alinsky.)​

 

[Giantone]

Now that we've dispensed with the Democrat wing (on the far left side of the entrance), the main library will be five times larger with much more meaningful exhibits and displays.

I hear it will also have the largest Fun House,carousal and water slide this side of the Mississippi

 

[ImnoMensa]

Yes: but the Bill& Hill library has a great peep show room showing porn movies and a White House Christmas Tree with rubbers on it.

 

[Ken King]

Yes: but the Bill& Hill library has a great peep show room showing porn movies and a White House Christmas Tree with rubbers on it.

Not to mention those specially flavored cigars.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Not to mention those specially flavored cigars.

What's funny is Presidents are remembered for their Legacy.

Carter - Failed miserably as a leader, caved to foreign pressure, gas lines around the block, bungled a rescue attempt, typical tax and spend democrat, no notable political accomplishments.

Reagan - Freed hostages, tore down a wall, ended the cold war and kicked off a booming economy. Made my party affiliation decision for me.

Bush 1 - Freed a country, spanked a tyrant, raised taxes.

Clinton - Stuck a cigar in his mistresses coochy then lied under oath about it resulting in impeachment, shady investment deals resulting in dead people popping up, no notable political accomplishments.

Bush 2 - Killed a tyrant, toppled an oppressive regime, bungled a war.


Given the above choices, it's a sad day to be a democrat.

 

[Ken King]

What's funny is Presidents are remembered for their Legacy.

Carter - Failed miserably as a leader, caved to foreign pressure, gas lines around the block, bungled a rescue attempt, typical tax and spend democrat, no notable political accomplishments.

Reagan - Freed hostages, tore down a wall, ended the cold war and kicked off a booming economy. Made my party affiliation decision for me.

Bush 1 - Freed a country, spanked a tyrant, raised taxes.

Clinton - Stuck a cigar in his mistresses coochy then lied under oath about it resulting in impeachment, shady investment deals resulting in dead people popping up, no notable political accomplishments.

Bush 2 - Killed a tyrant, toppled an oppressive regime, bungled a war.


Given the above choices, it's a sad day to be a democrat.

Thanks to Clinton the Surgeon General has issued the following warning - "Cigar use may lead to cervical cancer".

 

[forestal]

You forget to mention that after Reagan we went from being the largest exporter of goods and services to the largest importer.

Reagan wrecked the economy and the middle class.

Communism was collapsing on itself, and would have fallen regardless of anything that Raygun did.

Carter bungled a rescue attempt? He wasn't flying the helicopters was he?

Bush2 engaged in a war of choice, added trillions of dollars to the national debt, and wrecked thousands of military families far and wide.

Nobody died when Clinton died.

What's funny is Presidents are remembered for their Legacy.

Carter - Failed miserably as a leader, caved to foreign pressure, gas lines around the block, bungled a rescue attempt, typical tax and spend democrat, no notable political accomplishments.

Reagan - Freed hostages, tore down a wall, ended the cold war and kicked off a booming economy. Made my party affiliation decision for me.

Bush 1 - Freed a country, spanked a tyrant, raised taxes.

Clinton - Stuck a cigar in his mistresses coochy then lied under oath about it resulting in impeachment, shady investment deals resulting in dead people popping up, no notable political accomplishments.

Bush 2 - Killed a tyrant, toppled an oppressive regime, bungled a war.


Given the above choices, it's a sad day to be a democrat.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

You forget to mention that after Reagan we went from being the largest exporter of goods and services to the largest importer. What's your point? The economy took off like a banshee (see next point)

Reagan wrecked the economy and the middle class. You're out of your gourd!! Snap out of your daze bozo!! FACTS!! FACTS!! Learn them!!

Communism was collapsing on itself, and would have fallen regardless of anything that Raygun did. You're out of your gourd!! Snap out of your daze bozo!!

Carter bungled a rescue attempt? He wasn't flying the helicopters was he? Carter had cut the balls from the military. You know all about being nutless so you should understand this.

Bush2 engaged in a war of choice, added trillions of dollars to the national debt, and wrecked thousands of military families far and wide. He had no choice dum dum. Spin it anyway you like, he's killed thousands & thousands of terrorist muslims!!

Nobody died when Clinton died. WTF are you talking about goob??

Stop trying stool. You're way out of your league lil boy.

 

[Kerad]

Heh..

Draft plans for the George W. Bush Library were leaked to the public. The plans include:<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The <st1lace w:st="on"><st1lacename w:st="on">Hurricane</st1lacename> <st1lacename w:st="on">Katrina</st1lacename> <st1lacename w:st="on">Room</st1lacename></st1lace> - It's still under construction.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Keep looking, we're sure its there.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.<o></o>
<o> </o>
The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).<o></o>
<o> </o>
To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the Museum will have an Electron Microscope to help you locate them.<o></o>
<o> </o>
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his Museum was better than his father's.
​

It's more fun because the Righties get their panties in a wad about it.

Like Dubya is actually smart...or something.

 

[Pete]

Heh..

 

[cwo_ghwebb]

You forget to mention that after Reagan we went from being the largest exporter of goods and services to the largest importer.

Reagan wrecked the economy and the middle class.

Communism was collapsing on itself, and would have fallen regardless of anything that Raygun did.

Carter bungled a rescue attempt? He wasn't flying the helicopters was he?

Bush2 engaged in a war of choice, added trillions of dollars to the national debt, and wrecked thousands of military families far and wide.

Nobody died when Clinton died.

Clinton died? Darn, did he commit Arkancide? Two self-inflicted shotgun blasts in the back. BTW, lots died due to his inaction in Presidential matters. Guess he was too busy cuckolding PIAPS.

 

[ImnoMensa]

I dont know how many died because Bill Clinton sold tainted blood to Canada,but it was a bunch.

 

[Kain99]

Wow! This was a gay tread.

 

[awpitt]

What's funny is Presidents are remembered for their Legacy.

Reagan - Freed hostages...

Reagan didn't free the hostages. He wasn't even Pres yet. They were freed by the Carter admin. Yes, Iran waited until 12:01 on 1-20-81 to let the planes take off but they had been sitting at the end of the runway since 8:30am EST that morning awating certification from the banks that Iran's assets had been released. The Iranians threatened to put the hostages on trial and execute them. Carter threatened to interupt all of Iran's commerce to the outside world if one hostage was put on trial. He threatened a military attack if one hostage was killed. In the end, no hostage was put on trial and no hostage was killed. To this day, I have yet to hear from anyone who had a better course of action to free the hostages that wouldn't have resulted in some sort of war or bringing harm or death to the hostages.

 

[Ken King]

Reagan didn't free the hostages. He wasn't even Pres yet. They were freed by the Carter admin. Yes, Iran waited until 12:01 on 1-20-81 to let the planes take off but they had been sitting at the end of the runway since 8:30am EST that morning awating certification from the banks that Iran's assets had been released. The Iranians threatened to put the hostages on trial and execute them. Carter threatened to interupt all of Iran's commerce to the outside world if one hostage was put on trial. He threatened a military attack if one hostage was killed. In the end, no hostage was put on trial and no hostage was killed. To this day, I have yet to hear from anyone who had a better course of action to free the hostages that wouldn't have resulted in some sort of war or bringing harm or death to the hostages.

They were freed by the Iranians, not by Carter. The timing of the release can generate speculation as to the Iranians feared Reagan more than Carter. So for you the best course of action is to sit back and wait when soveriegn territory of the US is attacked and Americans are taken hostage. That is true Carterism at its finest, do nothing.

 

[awpitt]

They were freed by the Iranians, not by Carter.

Good point, and that puts Ragan a step further away from getting the credit.

So for you the best course of action is to sit back and wait when soveriegn territory of the US is attacked and Americans are taken hostage.

No, and that's not what happened. I don't know what the best course would've been. We could've attacked and who knows what it would've developed into in addition to some or all of the hostages being killed. What I do know know is that the hostages did come home.

 

[Ken King]

Good point, and that puts Ragan a step further away from getting the credit.

No, and that's not what happened. I don't know what the best course would've been. We could've attacked and who knows what it would've developed into in addition to some or all of the hostages being killed. What I do know know is that the hostages did come home.

That is exactly what happened, nothing. Nothing is what I call trying diplomacy with lunatics or basically the paying of ransome. We should have never negotiated once our soil had been attacked and our personnel taken, Carter put the limp wrist on our nation instead of defending it.

 

[awpitt]

That is exactly what happened, nothing. Nothing is what I call trying diplomacy with lunatics or basically the paying of ransome. We should have never negotiated once our soil had been attacked and our personnel taken, Carter put the limp wrist on our nation instead of defending it.

I understand what you're saying and I must admit that part of me felt the same way at the time but the fact is, the hostages came home. I've only heard critisisms of Carter's actions and what we shouldn't have done despite the fact the hostages came home. I'm still waiting to hear, from anyone, of a better course of action that would've also resulted in the return of the hostages, all of them.