Eagles Harrase Reporter Ines Sainz

[Toxick]

Im still hung on the His/Hers KY advice you gave a few days ago...

You're hung on that? I thought it was pretty straightforward.
PM me with any confusion you still have, and I'll send back necessary photographs and/or descriptions about what I'm talking about.

Cause ladies in the country who have a nice @$$ WANT to show it off... and know jeans with no pockets do the trick!

You know what works better.



Thongs.

 

[FED_UP]

You're hung on that? I thought it was pretty straightforward.
PM me with any confusion you still have, and I'll send back necessary photographs and/or descriptions about what I'm talking about.




You know what works better.



Thongs.

When a lady puts on a thong and she stands in front of you what is wrong with the picture if you cant see any trace of the thong, front or back? InMarsh can you weigh in on this questions also

 

[hooknline]

Without getting too graphic, it involves a litre of wesson oil, a tarpaulin, croquet wickets, 6 feet of rope, a twister mat, ping-pong balls, Cool Whip, duct-tape, a feather duster, 2 pair of cowboy boots, one ice-cube, and a Barry White CD.

Coincidentally, this is my shopping list for this weekend.

Barry White???? You better swap the oil for some of that cream the 2 month and your out dude got for a consolation prize from his ex-Ggirl. Are you not forgetting the edible wanna-be panties,handcuffs,whip and tickle her till she screams thang? Or are you a conserveive kind of guy with your babe?

 

[libertytyranny]

You're hung on that? I thought it was pretty straightforward.
PM me with any confusion you still have, and I'll send back necessary photographs and/or descriptions about what I'm talking about.




You know what works better.



Thongs.

Any girl with a booty knows that thongs are for flat asses and 15 year olds...boy shorts are the bestest.



Also, I will freely admit that while i am totally hetero, I would do nasty things to her...that ass is too much

 

[lnmarsh]

Any girl with a booty knows that thongs are for flat asses and 15 year olds...boy shorts are the bestest.



Also, I will freely admit that while i am totally hetero, I would do nasty things to her...that ass is too much

I am in agreement.

With both your points.

 

[hooknline]

Any girl with a booty knows that thongs are for flat asses and 15 year olds...boy shorts are the bestest.



Also, I will freely admit that while i am totally hetero, I would do nasty things to her...that ass is too much

UUUUUHUGGGHHHHHH you and every guy who likes up close and personal watching the muffin rise. That azzzzz is da chit.

 

[Toxick]

Barry White????

To start things off.

I usually move on to Slipknot and Avenged Sevenfold after things heat up.

You better swap the oil for some of that cream the 2 month and your out dude got for a consolation prize from his ex-Ggirl. Are you not forgetting the edible wanna-be panties,handcuffs,whip and tickle her till she screams thang? Or are you a conserveive kind of guy with your babe?

I am all about sensitivity.

Like the other day, some chick was ####ing my ####ing #### #### with #### on her #### with her #### in my #### .... and I felt some gas bubbling up just as I was about to #### on her ####.


But I held it in.





I'm all about romance and taking care of the ladies first.

 

[Toxick]

Any girl with a booty knows that thongs are for flat asses and 15 year olds...boy shorts are the bestest.

Apparently my true motivation for pointing out the thong got lost in translation. I am aware that the thong does nothing for the actual shape of a badonkadonk, although it may sometimes have an optical effect with the flatter buttucks.

When I suggested a thong, it was so that I didn't just blurt out the word bare-assed.

Bare-ass with lots of skin showing is way better than pants. Any pants. Even sexy-time pants.

 

[hooknline]

Like the other day, some chick was ####ing my ####ing #### #### with #### on her #### with her #### in my #### .... and I felt some gas bubbling up just as I was about to #### on her ####.


But I held it in.





I'm all about romance and taking care of the ladies first.

Why hold it in, Sounds like mission was near completion LOL

 

[Toxick]

Why hold it in, Sounds like mission was near completion LOL

There were other people on the bus.

I'm not a savage.

 

[Inkd]

This could very well be the best thread ever. I must have missed the KY instructions though. I have to admit, I'am a bit curious on that one.

 

[Pete]

There were other people on the bus.

I'm not a savage.

damn, I droped my taco.

 

[lnmarsh]

There were other people on the bus.

I'm not a savage.

Shyt...Coffee spewage again.

I really need to set aside anything edible while reading this thread.

 

[hooknline]

There were other people on the bus.

I'm not a savage.

Yehhhhh you right again. you should always be at least a little considerate of others ; I guess. Should of got the spiked-blue green haired punker behind her to help keep the whip going. At least you could of been consentrating on more important matters. Like the desert.

you know; the Jelllo thang

 

[lnmarsh]

This could very well be the best thread ever. I must have missed the KY instructions though. I have to admit, I'am a bit curious on that one.

FOUND IT!

BTW: If someone out there hasn't raw-dogged it with that His & Her stuff, you are missing out on life... go right now to the store. I mean it... go now. And then go #### the #### out of your SO.... you can thank me later.

That thread just got worse from there

 

[libertytyranny]

damn, I droped my taco.

is that what they are calling it these days?

 

[lnmarsh]

is that what they are calling it these days?

 

[chernmax]

.............

 

[FED_UP]

Any girl with a booty knows that thongs are for flat asses and 15 year olds...boy shorts are the bestest.



Also, I will freely admit that while i am totally hetero, I would do nasty things to her...that ass is too much

I am in agreement.

With both your points.

You two ladies should be ashamed of yourselves, that is the devils flesh don't even think about it, thats our job to deal with evil things like that butt

 

[Pete]

is that what they are calling it these days?

No really, it was a taco supreme.