Easy Way?

[SmallTown]

Is there any easy way to tell a guy "Don't worry, your girlfriend is ugly"?

At the gym this one couple if always there. Of course depending on what equipment you are using, you can't help but be staring in certain directions. It never fails that when this chick is doing cardio and I'm on the shoulder press machine (which faces the treadmills) he'll kind of look over at me and go over a kiss her. Kinda of "marking his territory". You can tell by the look on her face she's like "What the hell are you doing, i'm trying to work out here"

Problem is, the girl is uglier than sh!t. hell I think I would rather bang dems than this chick.

what a

 

[Railroad]

Can't help ya, but.. ...that was funny!

 

[Chasey_Lane]

You could have just sent me a PM.

 

[aps45819]

Wink at him

 

[AC/DC]

You should catch him in the changing room and tell him what's up......

"dude, I'm working out, stop being so insecure with your pooch"

 

[CMC122]

Wink at him

 

[aps45819]

You should catch him in the changing room and ......

Then wink at him

 

[kwillia]

Then wink at him

 

[meme]

You can always walk over and give the girl a bouquet of doggie treats.

 

[Pete]

Wink at him

He did, he walked over and kissed his girlfriend to show ST he was hetero not to claim ownership.

 

[meme]

Maybe he has a small "dinky" and ensecure about his manhood. Probably desperate to prove that he has it goin' on...even if it's with a ugly chick.

 

[Chain729]

Tell him he's lucky to find such a smart/nice/etc girl :shrug: Isn't that usually the way it goes?

 

[SeaRide]

Tell him he's lucky to find such a smart/nice/etc girl :shrug: Isn't that usually the way it goes?

no, it's the other way around .. Tell him that she's LUCKY to have him. Let him try figure what you mean by that.

 

[Ken King]

ST,

Consider the guy lucky. After all it won't hurt too bad when she leaves his possesive ass.

 

[aps45819]

.. Tell him that she's LUCKY to have him.

Then wink at him

 

[dems4me]

Problem is, the girl is uglier than sh!t. hell I think I would rather bang dems than this chick.

what a

Was this sentence necessary? Why must you drag me into this? :angry: You are referring to a jealous guy (something I have no relation to), a gym workout (something I most definately don't have anything in relation to) or a homely girl (something again I have no relation to) :shrug:

 

[kokopicu]

 

[aps45819]

Why must you drag me into this? :angry:

SHE walks in beauty, like the night
With a KICK ME sign posted on her back
Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meets in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which Heaven to gaudy day denies

 

[dems4me]

SHE walks in beauty, like the night
With a KICK ME sign posted on her back
Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meets in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which Heaven to gaudy day denies

WTF are you citing?

 

[jazz lady]

WTF are you citing?

Lord Byron. Ever hear of him? He's slightly famous.