Eharmony
- Thread starter Magnum
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onebdzee
off the shelf
mAlice
professional daydreamer
onebdzee
off the shelf
You're really cute. I can't believe you were REJECTED.
What the commercial doesn't show is that I am a b!tch with very high standards
mAlice
professional daydreamer
What the commercial doesn't show is that I am a b!tch with very high standards
That explains a lot. Men don't like that.
MMDad
Lem Putt
Pete's one of your matches?Apparently there are 7 matches for meete
daisycreek
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So I am bored at work and I filled this thing out. Apparently there are 7 matches for me
Now I guess I see why people say I'm too picky
I only had 4!
daisycreek
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I turn the tv on for the dog when i leave for work & turn it back off when I get home...
I turn the tv on for the dog when i leave for work & turn it back off when I get home...
I watch the movie channels, no commercials
bcp
In My Opinion
I do the same.I turn the tv on for the dog when i leave for work & turn it back off when I get home...
I leave on animal planet.
I snuck up on him once and spied on him through the window, he was sitting up on the chair looking at the tv with his head cocked to the side. So, I know he watches it while he is alone.
Nah not into porn, I don't like being teased :shrug:
mygoldnhorse
Cowgirl Up
I turn the tv on for the dog when i leave for work & turn it back off when I get home...
Daisycreek
MagnumI don't think you two need eharmony
That explains a lot. Men don't like that.
Here's what I don't understand about eHarmony:
Supposedly they will match you up with someone compatible, based on your profile answers, right? So how is this different than some tard who puts in a personal ad saying they love long moonlit walks on the beach, when they've never been to a beach in their lives? Or someone who says they're very physically fit and love to jog, when the most exercise they get are 12 oz. curls?
How does eHarmony match you up with a soulmate who's not a compulsive liar?
Jameo
What?!
Here's what I don't understand about eHarmony:
Supposedly they will match you up with someone compatible, based on your profile answers, right? So how is this different than some tard who puts in a personal ad saying they love long moonlit walks on the beach, when they've never been to a beach in their lives? Or someone who says they're very physically fit and love to jog, when the most exercise they get are 12 oz. curls?
How does eHarmony match you up with a soulmate who's not a compulsive liar?
It must be the 237 page survey they want you to fill out.
Pete
Repete
Here's what I don't understand about eHarmony:
Supposedly they will match you up with someone compatible, based on your profile answers, right? So how is this different than some tard who puts in a personal ad saying they love long moonlit walks on the beach, when they've never been to a beach in their lives? Or someone who says they're very physically fit and love to jog, when the most exercise they get are 12 oz. curls?
How does eHarmony match you up with a soulmate who's not a compulsive liar?
Hello, my name is Pete and I am 6 foot tall, 180 lbs, 6 pack abs, chiseled chin and bulging muscles. I have a 34 inch waist and a 32 inch inseam. Wait.......holy shiat........what is happening to my nose! Ohhhhhhhh OhhhhhhhhhOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
