Eharmony

[vraiblonde]

Hello, my name is Pete and I am 6 foot tall, 180 lbs, 6 pack abs, chiseled chin and bulging muscles. I have a 34 inch waist and a 32 inch inseam. Wait.......holy shiat........what is happening to my nose! Ohhhhhhhh OhhhhhhhhhOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[vraiblonde]

It must be the 237 page survey they want you to fill out.

So it's kind of like a psych eval, where they ask you the same questions several times, just worded differently, to see if you're lying or not?

Interesting.....

 

[cattitude]

Hello, my name is Pete and I am 6 foot tall, 180 lbs, 6 pack abs, chiseled chin and bulging muscles. I have a 34 inch waist and a 32 inch inseam. Wait.......holy shiat........what is happening to my nose! Ohhhhhhhh OhhhhhhhhhOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You sure it's your nose?

 

[Magnum]

DaisycreekMagnum

I don't think you two need eharmony

If I am not mistaken there is a bit of an age gap

 

[onebdzee]

If I am not mistaken there is a bit of an age gap

you told me the other night when you tried to pick me up that "age was just a number"

 

[Fishn Guy]

What kind of absolute piece of renderless crap gets rejected by an online dating company?
Hold on a actually spilled my damn beer... tsk tsk.....

 

[justsara]

Hello, my name is Pete and I am 6 foot tall, 180 lbs, 6 pack abs, chiseled chin and bulging muscles. I have a 34 inch waist and a 32 inch inseam. Wait.......holy shiat........what is happening to my nose! Ohhhhhhhh OhhhhhhhhhOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Damn you got me all hot and bothered for nothing

 

[daisycreek]

If I am not mistaken there is a bit of an age gap

i can pass for 35 ...

20 years is a canyon not a gap lmao

 

[Magnum]

you told me the other night when you tried to pick me up that "age was just a number"

 

[hvp05]

So it's kind of like a psych eval, where they ask you the same questions several times, just worded differently, to see if you're lying or not?

That and there are questions that dig into your personality and are not necessarily "dating-related" at all. That's why they say it's a true match because they're uncovering your personality, not just what you like to do.

I tried it once and hit a match in Baltimore. But I didn't feel like paying the $60 (or whatever the fee was at the time) to find out if she was the one. I figured true love will wait...

 

[kom526]

My wife found me drinking out of a trash can...16 years ago (married 11).

 

[hvp05]

My wife found me drinking out of a trash can...16 years ago (married 11).

Was she the arresting officer? That's how my uncle met his wife, 20-something years ago.

Or was she looking for her own trash can (implied by the )?

 

[Chain729]

i can pass for 35 ...

20 years is a canyon not a gap lmao

So... at what point does it go from "gap" to "canyon?"

 

[Radiant1]

So... at what point does it go from "gap" to "canyon?"

 

[Tigerlily]

A girl I work with listed that she was separated and they rejected her.:shrug: She said she still gets 50 million emails from them though. So apparently the old dude in the commercial has values. yeah right.

 

[(((echo)))]

So... at what point does it go from "gap" to "canyon?"

once you cant touch the sides anymore it turnes to canyon

 

[Magnum]

They actually sent me my Ex GF's Sister as a match

 

[(((echo)))]

They actually sent me my Ex GF's Sister as a match

i tried once...they told me I was S.O.L.

 

[Magnum]

i tried once...they told me I was S.O.L.

I'm staying far away from this one But it would be kinda funny

 

[Chain729]

once you cant touch the sides anymore it turnes to canyon

The words "hotdog" and "hallway" come to mind.

I'm staying far away from this one But it would be kinda funny

You never know- or end up in an f'ed up situation- until you try :shrug: