England : We Love to Ban Things.... Now No Ketchup

FromTexas

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Nervouse youth standing outside grocery store, "Sir... uhm.. I see you are going into the store there. Uhm... if I give you the money... uh... could you pick me up a case of ketchup?"

Afronted adult, "What kind of person do you think I am? The kind that just buys ketchup illegally for minors?!" *huff and storm off*
 

AndyMarquisLIVE

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"The two youts..."

"What was that?"

"What was what, Judge?"

"That word you just said? Did you say youts"

"Yes, Judge. The two youts."

"What's a yout?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, the two youtHs."

:killingme
 
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