Guanzhou China gets my #1 vote. We'd have to travel about 3-4 miles down the Po River to get to/from our ship every day. The water looked and smelled exactly like what it was.....an open sewer.
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Help is on the way! Prepare to text this link to all the Democrats in your circle who were the most disappointed and disgruntled about the election results. Yesterday, CNN ran an exciting story bursting with potential promise for them headlined, “Italian village offers $1 homes to Americans upset by the US election result.” Just look! Look at how beautiful and scenic and picturesque is Ollolai, Sardinia:
Technically, the town’s official website disclosed prices for abandoned dwellings starting at €1 (one Euro), which, depending on the day, is a buck and change. But look, you can’t even buy a Snickers bar for a dollar anymore. You can’t buy a pack of gum for a dollar. And these gullible Italians are giving American leftists houses for a dollar and change!
What are you wokesters waiting for! Get packing!
Of course, there is a little bit of fine print, with which we need not bother ourselves over much. Homes in Ollolai are sold “as is,” with no returns. All sales are final. There is no warranty. AS IS.
But set that aside! The town of Ollolai is a postcard-perfect gem nestled in the rugged, sun-drenched mountains of Sardinia. Imagine stepping into a medieval village where time has slowed to a poetic crawl and the whispers of history echo through cobblestone streets lined with rustic stone houses. I mean, just look at it!
Democrats reading this exciting news need to stop reading and start acting. The preferred route is to fly to the Cagliari Elmas Airport (CAG), connecting through Rome or Frankfurt. Just forget about the rest of today’s post, and start booking your tickets, before they run out!
Sadly, Ollolai is a victim of declining birth rates. Over the last 50 years, its populaton has rapidly shrunk by more than half, from a peak of 2,250 down to its current level, hovering around 1,300 permanent residents. For some reason, the Ollolains believe left-leaning Americans can save the village from becoming a ghost town.
Ollolai Mayor Francesco Columbu promised CNN that American applications will jump to the head of the line to purchase gently-used Ollolai properties. “We just really want, and will focus on, Americans above all,” the mayor explained. “We can’t, of course, ban people from other countries to apply, but Americans will have a fast-track procedure. We are betting on them to help us revive the village, they are our winning card.”
So there you have it. Get cracking! Life as Democrats know it is not over. Now, they can easily and inexpensively make good on their threats to flee the United States. They can flee this fascism and waltz right into the welcoming arms of people who actually want them! It’s a whole new day.
Get moving Democrats! You could still make it before Trump is inaugurated!
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Technically, the town’s official website disclosed prices for abandoned dwellings starting at €1 (one Euro), which, depending on the day, is a buck and change. But look, you can’t even buy a Snickers bar for a dollar anymore. You can’t buy a pack of gum for a dollar. And these gullible Italians are giving American leftists houses for a dollar and change!
What are you wokesters waiting for! Get packing!
Of course, there is a little bit of fine print, with which we need not bother ourselves over much. Homes in Ollolai are sold “as is,” with no returns. All sales are final. There is no warranty. AS IS.
But set that aside! The town of Ollolai is a postcard-perfect gem nestled in the rugged, sun-drenched mountains of Sardinia. Imagine stepping into a medieval village where time has slowed to a poetic crawl and the whispers of history echo through cobblestone streets lined with rustic stone houses. I mean, just look at it!
Democrats reading this exciting news need to stop reading and start acting. The preferred route is to fly to the Cagliari Elmas Airport (CAG), connecting through Rome or Frankfurt. Just forget about the rest of today’s post, and start booking your tickets, before they run out!
Sadly, Ollolai is a victim of declining birth rates. Over the last 50 years, its populaton has rapidly shrunk by more than half, from a peak of 2,250 down to its current level, hovering around 1,300 permanent residents. For some reason, the Ollolains believe left-leaning Americans can save the village from becoming a ghost town.
Ollolai Mayor Francesco Columbu promised CNN that American applications will jump to the head of the line to purchase gently-used Ollolai properties. “We just really want, and will focus on, Americans above all,” the mayor explained. “We can’t, of course, ban people from other countries to apply, but Americans will have a fast-track procedure. We are betting on them to help us revive the village, they are our winning card.”
So there you have it. Get cracking! Life as Democrats know it is not over. Now, they can easily and inexpensively make good on their threats to flee the United States. They can flee this fascism and waltz right into the welcoming arms of people who actually want them! It’s a whole new day.
Get moving Democrats! You could still make it before Trump is inaugurated!
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