Everyone Congratulate Me!

[HorseRiding God]

I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm the greatest! I got out of bed, and began my walk towards the shower, just like any other day. As I passed by the mirror I took a second to admire the god like specimen that was looking back at me. I flexed a little bit, gave myself a wink, and continued on my way. I turned on the shower and it was the perfect temperature, and I thought to myself, man, this is going to be a great day.

I squeezed into my freshest pair of Wranglers, threw on my flannel shirt, strapped on my leather ropers and headed for the door. Zues had his head through the kitchen window and was ready to go, I gave him a huge kiss on his big horsey lips because I love him just that much. I started to walk outside and gave a loud whistle for almighty zues to come and get me.

He lowered his head and as I prepared to mount this fabolous beast, I thought to myself, even Zues bows down to the Horse Riding God. I mounted the enormous creature and began to ride like the wind. Now I know what your thinking, what about the saddle? but please remember, I am the horse riding god, I only ride bareback.

As I was heading down the road, I came across some more horses and Zues mounted them with me still on his back. It was the wildest ride I had ever been on, and remember folks I ride wild broncs bareback.


The horse riding god has grown tired of this story, I will continue later.

 

[vanbells]

Congrats?

 

[HorseRiding God]

Congrats?

Thank you, thank you, your're far to kind.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Douchebag

 

[Mikeinsmd]

I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm the greatest! I got out of bed, and began my walk towards the shower, just like any other day. As I passed by the mirror I took a second to admire the god like specimen that was looking back at me. I flexed a little bit, gave myself a wink, and continued on my way. I turned on the shower and it was the perfect temperature, and I thought to myself, man, this is going to be a great day.

I squeezed into my freshest pair of Wranglers, threw on my flannel shirt, strapped on my leather ropers and headed for the door. Zues had his head through the kitchen window and was ready to go, I gave him a huge kiss on his big horsey lips because I love him just that much. I started to walk outside and gave a loud whistle for almighty zues to come and get me.

He lowered his head and as I prepared to mount this fabolous beast, I thought to myself, even Zues bows down to the Horse Riding God. I mounted the enormous creature and began to ride like the wind. Now I know what your thinking, what about the saddle? but please remember, I am the horse riding god, I only ride bareback.

As I was heading down the road, I came across some more horses and Zues mounted them with me still on his back. It was the wildest ride I had ever been on, and remember folks I ride wild broncs bareback.


The horse riding god has grown tired of this story, I will continue later.

I thought you like came in 4th or 5th in a competition or something.

 

[HorseRiding God]

I thought you like came in 4th or 5th in a competition or something.

Ha Ha Ha Ha, even the almight Zues is laughing at this rediculous comment.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Ha Ha Ha Ha, even the almight Zues is laughing at this rediculous comment.

I bet ole zues is laughing at your spelling too......

 

[Nickel]

What the hell kind of name is Zues?

 

[BadGirl]

Well Laa-Dee-Dah. I got out of bed this morning, too, and no one threw me a freakin' party.

Do you think that you're special or something, or do you feel a need to have complete strangers validate you in some way?

Just wondering. :shrug:

 

[Richard Cranium]

What the hell kind of name is Zues?

It's what Zuesday is named after...the 8th day of the week.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Well Laa-Dee-Dah. I got out of bed this morning, too, and no one threw me a freakin' party.

Do you think that you're special or something, or do you feel a need to have complete strangers validate you in some way?

Just wondering. :shrug:

Didn't I call some total stranger a hottie at the dog park?

 

[HorseRiding God]

What the hell kind of name is Zues?

My horse is even more mighty than the god Zeus, he is an original. Now please congratulate me, I have done well.

 

[thakidistight]

Didn't I call some total stranger a hottie at the dog park?

She wasnt talking about you douchey mcdoucherson.

 

[HorseRiding God]

Well Laa-Dee-Dah. I got out of bed this morning, too, and no one threw me a freakin' party.

Do you think that you're special or something, or do you feel a need to have complete strangers validate you in some way?

Just wondering. :shrug:

Sometimes even the almighty horse riding god has low self esteem and needs to be showered with praise. Now, please congratulate me!

 

[BadGirl]

Didn't I call some total stranger a hottie at the dog park?

Yes, you did.

And I am still aflutter about the whistle-call.

 

[Richard Cranium]

She wasnt talking about you douchey mcdoucherson.

I don't recall giving you permission to talk, son.






Get back to work.

 

[Kain99]

Wow! The horse people finally have a stud!

 

[HorseRiding God]

People please, for the love of horses everywhere, quit arguing, this thread is about me!

 

[HorseRiding God]

Wow! The horse people finally have a stud!

Thank you, Thank you. I plan on mouting each and every one of them.

 

[BadGirl]

Sometimes even the almighty horse riding god has low self esteem and needs to be showered with praise. Now, please congratulate me!