MargeInCharge said:
Go ahead and laugh, but think about it.
I go into the bathroom after I eat lunch, I dont wash my hands.
I walk out the front door of the resturant and get run over and killed by a midget on a 10 speed delivering subs for shorties sub shop.
My wife, curious about the actual cause of death speaks with the coroner
he says to her, I did a complete study on him, it looks like the cause of death was head trauma,,, by the way, we found another mans winky DNA on your husbands hands, did you know he was gay?