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Gen. Anthony "Tony" Zinni, President Bush's former <st1
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So according to Gen Zinni, global warming (sorry, "climate change") causes terrorism. He's blaming the most significant threat facing our country on the one of the least significant. This makes as much sense as saying that the large number of people who die each year in automobile accidents must be related to the over-consumption of trans-fats.
In March of 2000, Gen Zinni testified before Congress that "<st1:country-region w:st="on">Iraq</st1:country-region> remains the most significant near-term threat to <st1:country-region w:st="on">U.S.</st1:country-region> interests in the <st1
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In 2004, Gen Zinni co-authored a book with Tom Clancy, in which he accused President Bush of "creating a false rationale for going in [to <st1
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So by 2011, we can expect Gen Zinni to collaborate with Al Gore on book explaining that the billions of dollars spent to combat global warming was actually a clever scheme by Dick Chaney to drive up the cost of solar panels and other alternative energy by making them status symbols to the <st1
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Karl Rove also took advantage of Global Warming by setting up a "Carbon Offset" firm that focused on reducing greenhouse gasses in areas where they had the most potential for harm, such as the Canadian arctic. Rove's firm reduced the amount of carbon released in this area by aggressively eliminating the primary source of these emissions--Baby Harp Seals. By clubbing thousands of these adorable carbon-belching planet wreckers, the endangered Polar Bear's habitat was preserved in pristine condition. Unfortunately, most the Polar Bears starved to death because the seals had been killed to save them from global warming.
In 2012, Gen Zinni and Al Gore visit <st1
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