I already told you I don't use my phone for social media.
This has become a way more interesting discussion than I thought it would be. It's like the tourist on FB who is very specific in their question, and people start responding with all kinds of nonsense that has nothing to do with what the person asked.
Tourist: I need a 2BR condo in PCB, preferably on the water.
FB Dumbass: There's a 1BR in Ft. Lauderdale for rent!
Tourist: Where can we have dinner that isn't seafood-centric? I have an allergy to shellfish.
FBD: C-Level has the best fried shrimp! And you can get a great lobster at Saltwater Grill!
Tourist: Are there any vegan restaurants in the city?
FBD: The steaks at Angelo's are amazing! Try the Tomahawk ribeye!