Facebook Will Now Tell You How To React To News Stories

[Kyle]

MENLO PARK, CA—Exciting new technology developed by Facebook will react to news stories for you.

Every time a news story comes across your Facebook feed, the company's almighty algorithm will determine how you should feel about the news and tell you how you react. The company developed the technology when they noticed that many people were reacting the wrong way to news stories, choosing a laughing emoji when they were supposed to be mad or selecting a "love" emoji when they should have been totally outraged.

Facebook Will Now Tell You How To React To News Stories

MENLO PARK, CA—Exciting new technology developed by Facebook will react to news stories for you.

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[glhs837]

Probably sparked by Epstein memes

 

[vraiblonde]

I thought this was a real story. It's getting harder and harder to tell.

Twitter is kicking around a thing where their AI will determine if your tweet is negative and will stop you with a bunch of questions. "Why do you disagree?"

I'm not making that up.

 

[Kyle]

I thought this was a real story. It's getting harder and harder to tell.

Eventually the parody sites won't be able to make anything up that is more outrageous than the reality.

 

[Clem72]

Probably sparked by Epstein memes

//Facebook believes you should be disappointed by this post.

 

[glhs837]

//Facebook believes you should be disappointed by this post.

Between Epstein and the Cat Ladies, my feed has been blanketed in memes, and my disappointment is nowhere to be found.