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8-Year-Old Boy Takes Mom's VW Golf on 87-MPH Autobahn Joyride, Cops Let Him Slide
The juvenile speed demon told police he "just wanted to drive a little bit."

In what just might be one of the most German stories we've ever heard, an eight-year-old boy from Soest, Germany recently went on a midnight drive in his mother's Volkswagen Golf and hit a top speed of 87 miles per hour, reports CNN.
Kid made up for some poor initial judgment with some real driving chops and better in-incident judgment. And good job, Polizei!
A short, "fun" read.
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