KingFish
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A little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother
asks if he had done his chores.
" Not yet, " said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until
he does his chores.
Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes
to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks
a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he
kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast
and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
" How come I don't get any eggs and
bacon ? and why don't I have any milk
in my cereal ? " he asks.
" Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick
a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a
week. I saw you kick the pig, so you
don't get any bacon for a week either.
I saw you kick the cow so for a week
you aren't getting any milk. "
Just then, his father comes down for
breakfast and kicks the pussycat
halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his
mother with a smile, and says,
" You gonna tell him or should I ? "
Since they live on a farm, his mother
asks if he had done his chores.
" Not yet, " said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until
he does his chores.
Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes
to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks
a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he
kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast
and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
" How come I don't get any eggs and
bacon ? and why don't I have any milk
in my cereal ? " he asks.
" Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick
a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a
week. I saw you kick the pig, so you
don't get any bacon for a week either.
I saw you kick the cow so for a week
you aren't getting any milk. "
Just then, his father comes down for
breakfast and kicks the pussycat
halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his
mother with a smile, and says,
" You gonna tell him or should I ? "
