Fat guy didn’t want hottie to see his beer gut

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Man Hospitalized After Sitting Next to Pretty Lady for Five Hour Flight | RocketNews24

On a flight between Fuzhou, Fujian and Harbin, Heilongjiang, China a 40-year-old male passenger was rushed to hospital after sitting next to an allegedly beautiful woman for the entire flight.

...being a middle-aged man he began to feel self-conscious about the gut he was developing. As a result, he refrained from drinking anything for fear that he’d have to go to the bathroom upsetting his fetching neighbor by fully exposing his beer belly to her.

After the plane landed at Fujian Changle International Airport the man was unable to move his body and thought he couldn’t get off then. Soon after that, he passed out.
 
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