Fathers Spanking Their Daughters....

[Qurious]

Boobies?! Where?! :worthless

*double snicker*

These chicks will do anything to PROVE THEMSELVES on this board....

Saving up for that one special outfit for the M&G just so they won't "look" poor.

YEAH U

 

[pixiegirl]

I'm better than Pixie because my trailer is newer than hers.

But my Escort is newer than your Cavalier.

 

[Lugnut]

I'm better than Pixie because my trailer is newer than hers.

Not for long. I saw a sign in her yard this morning for Nomo's Construction. Pixies having a new wood deck added on made from the finest Target shipping pallets!

 

[BS Gal]

your game is slick.

You'll come outta no where just asking me a question. I understand your subliminals. But its also a very cowardly act.

:shrug:

Q, I'm glad you upgraded from the 98 Van. That was one unsafe vehicle.

 

[nachomama]

Not for long. I saw a sign in her yard this morning for Nomo's Construction. Pixies having a new wood deck added on made from the finest Target shipping pallets!

Can you just SEE the jealousy coming out of my wrists? I think I need to just slit them.

 

[Qurious]

:shrug:

Q, I'm glad you upgraded from the 98 Van. That was one unsafe vehicle.

What color was it?

 

[Lugnut]

Can you just SEE the jealousy coming out of my wrists? I think I need to just slit them.

Don't do that baby, come over to my place. I got Tang and left overs from McDonalds. I'll make ya feel better, promise...

Maybe I'll even Wife ya!!

 

[LordStanley]

Don't you and Richard have some swordfighting to do? You're boring me.

If your're that bored, why do you dust those cob webs off the cooch and go find a man.

 

[pixiegirl]

Don't do that baby, come over to my place. I got Tang and left overs from McDonalds. I'll make ya feel better, promise...

Maybe I'll even Wife ya!!

Excuse me. Are you cheating on me again?

 

[BS Gal]

What color was it?

Bondo?

 

[Chain729]

Would someone like to remind me why there are laws against torturing stupid people?

 

[nachomama]

Don't do that baby, come over to my place. I got Tang and left overs from McDonalds. I'll make ya feel better, promise...

Maybe I'll even Wife ya!!

You really know how to make me feel special. I really should be Husbanded. At least that's what Queerious says. :shrug:

And I'll bring the ketchup packets I got in the glove box of the VW Van. They have a little soot on them from the exhaust, but they should be fine.

 

[BS Gal]

Don't do that baby, come over to my place. I got Tang and left overs from McDonalds. I'll make ya feel better, promise...

Maybe I'll even Wife ya!!

Will you wear your Elvis outfit? If so, I'm coming too.

 

[nachomama]

If your're that bored, why do you dust those cob webs off the cooch and go find a man.

:easiersaidthandone: Most men I know aren't 10 feet tall, and she'd have to pull her nose out of the air to even notice a man.

 

[Chain729]

If your're that bored, why do you dust those cob webs off the cooch and go find a man.

And what makes you think she'd know what to do with him? She spends so much time worrying about how to stay on her pedestal that she can't possibly know what to do in a bed.

 

[nachomama]

Will you wear your Elvis outfit? If so, I'm coming too.

If he pulls out the Elvis Costume, all bets are off. He's mine. Even if I have to resort to some of Wars' vitamins to drug him with. I'll be married to him before he comes to.

 

[LordStanley]

:easiersaidthandone: Most men I know aren't 10 feet tall, and she'd have to pull her nose out of the air to even notice a man.

I bet if that man waved some money around, she'd get a wiff of those bones and look down....

:golddigger:

 

[baileydog]

Boobies?! Where?! :worthless

Please refer to Post #310 for pictures.

 

[BS Gal]

If he pulls out the Elvis Costume, all bets are off. He's mine. Even if I have to resort to some of Wars' vitamins to drug him with. I'll be married to him before he comes to.

It's bright red with gold trim and it's tight....

 

[LordStanley]

And what makes you think she'd know what to do with him? She spends so much time worrying about how to stay on her pedestal that she can't possibly know what to do in a bed.

That maybe a good thing... Last thing we need is a bunch of little Qurious's running around.