Fecal alcohol...

[Kyle]

Like the saying goes, life is too short to waste on cheap beer.

Egg Zachary!

Won't find any JD, JB or SoCo in my cabinet either. Life's way too short.

 

[High EGT]

As to.....

the reason we drink cheap beer....

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. -- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke