Finding the perfect man

[bdh802]

For those women who are trying to find Mr. Right.......

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

The key to finding that dream girl...

You know, the super hot one with the huge rack and the brain like a donut. The one who makes 100k a year and is a total bisexual nympho. Yeah, her, the one who would gladly sign the pre-nup you had drawn up, outlining her "wifely duties". Yeah, she's waiting.....


All you need is:

 

[dems4me]

You know, the super hot one with the huge rack and the brain like a donut. The one who makes 100k a year and is a total bisexual nympho. Yeah, her, the one who would gladly sign the pre-nup you had drawn up, outlining her "wifely duties". Yeah, she's waiting.....


All you need is:

:

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

And here we have contestant number one! Her name is Dems. She enjoys H3 rides to the grocery store and eating caviar off the buttocks of Vietnamese refuges. You can usually find her at the Botox shop or getting her nails done and stiffing the manicurist so she can tip the barista at Starbucks..

Say hello to your future ex, DEMS!!!

 

[dems4me]

And here we have contestant number one! Her name is Dems. She enjoys H3 rides to the grocery store and eating caviar off the buttocks of Vietnamese refuges. You can usually find her at the Botox shop or getting her nails done and stiffing the manicurist so she can tip the barista at Starbucks..

Say hello to your future ex, DEMS!!!

 

[onebdzee]

I beleive, and correct me if I am wrong, the statement "perfect man" is an oxymoron, is it not?

 

[dems4me]

I beleive, and correct me if I am wrong, the statement "perfect man" is an oxymoron, is it not?

Are you stepping up to be contestant number two?

 

[onebdzee]

Are you stepping up to be contestant number two?

Not even

 

[dems4me]

Not even

Does that mean you want to be number 3?

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

I beleive, and correct me if I am wrong, the statement "perfect man" is an oxymoron, is it not?

You're wrong....

You believe.....


BTW, I can't change colors or font sizes...WTF?

 

[Mousebaby]

I beleive, and correct me if I am wrong, the statement "perfect man" is an oxymoron, is it not?

Nope! I married him 10 yr.s ago!!

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

Not even

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Aww comon!! Let me play match maker!!!


I've already got a few edible bachelors in mind

 

[dems4me]

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Aww comon!! Let me play match maker!!!


I've already got a few edible bachelors in mind

Does that mean they are all mine

 

[Lugnut]

I beleive, and correct me if I am wrong, the statement "perfect man" is an oxymoron, is it not?

But you've actually MET me in real life...

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

:sexymoron:

 

[onebdzee]

But you've actually MET me in real life...

You are so close to perfect that it's scary

Oh and Dems...... Not even

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

If you don't want to play.... Get back in the closet.


Open call for single gals looking for the Oxheaded-moron

 

[onebdzee]

If you don't want to play.... Get back in the closet.


Open call for single gals looking for the Oxheaded-moron:howdy:

not looking for that at all....BTDT....employed(making at least what I make a year), single, Harley(nice, but not mandatory), no major issues......well, you get my drift

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

Have you ever wondered how many words you have wasted talking to men you aren't attracted to?

:shrug:




I'd say.....



All of them.

 

[vanbells]

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I've already got a few edible bachelors in mind

Do you know any edible single women?