Finding the perfect man

[gumbo]

For those women who are trying to find Mr. Right.......

How many times do I have to tell you.
You can't have those meetings during a Nascar race or a Football game.

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

How many times do I have to tell you.
You can't have those meetings during a Nascar race or a Football game.

This is the difference between Whoremoans and Manmoans...

 

[gumbo]

This is the difference between Whoremoans and Manmoans...

Men 18 to 30
women
women
women

Men 30 to 40
woman
racing
football

Men over 40
racing
football
woman .."Get out of the way of the game"............................
And this was why the big screen was invented.
No womans ass can block all 64 inches of any sporting event .

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

...............
And this was why the big screen was invented.
No womans ass can block all 64 inches of any sporting event .

I wouldn't be so sure....

Go look at my thread in No Shoes Alllowed...

 

[gumbo]

I wouldn't be so sure....

Go look at my thread in No Shoes Alllowed...

Why did you do that to me? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

Now WHO can't block a 64 inch TV???



You think I"ll get in trouble for posting that???

 

[Magnum]

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Aww comon!! Let me play match maker!!!


I've already got a few edible bachelors in mind

 

[mAlice]

I beleive, and correct me if I am wrong, the statement "perfect man" is an oxymoron, is it not?

That depends on who you ask. I have the perfect man. He scratches his nutz while he's sleeping, belches and farts on command. What more could a girl ask for?

 

[morganj614]

There are imperfectly perfect men all over the place. It's raining men, hallelujah

 

[mAlice]

There are imperfectly perfect men all over the place. It's raining men, hallelujah

I know. I'm thinking the women who aren't finding Mr. Right have something wrong with them.

 

[onebdzee]

I know. I'm thinking the women who aren't finding Mr. Right have something wrong with them.

Yeah, I have the wrong set of luggage(or so I've been told too many times to count)

Personally, I think my luggage matches me perfectly

 

[rack'm]

I just love it when people complain about not being able to find the perfect mate

yet preach that no one is perfect.

 

[onebdzee]

yet preach that no one is perfect.

Perfection, like bueaty, is in the eyes of the beholder

 

[morganj614]

Yeah, I have the wrong set of luggage(or so I've been told too many times to count)
Personally, I think my luggage matches me perfectly

Everyone has that and people that deny it need a head check. The key is when that baggage falls out of the overhead, deal with it and shove it back up there. And if you're lucky, you'll find someone to help you shove it

 

[rack'm]

Perfection, like bueaty, is in the eyes of the beholder

Yeah, it's a tolerance thing for sure.

 

[mAlice]

Yeah, it's a tolerance thing for sure.

I'm one of the more effed up people in the world, and I found Mr. Right.

 

[migtig]

I'm one of the more effed up people in the world, and I found Mr. Right.

I found Mr. Right too. I enjoyed every minute and then sent him in one direction while I went in the other.

 

[CandyRain]

I found Mr. Right too. I enjoyed every minute and then sent him in one direction while I went in the other.

I think I'm dating your Mr. Right

 

[Christy]

There are imperfectly perfect men all over the place. It's raining men, hallelujah

Indeed.

Men (and most especially mine) are a wonderful thing!

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

I found Mr. Right too. I enjoyed every minute and then sent him in one direction while I went in the other.

That wasn't Mr. Right.. That was Mr.Nano






Mr. Right doesn't hang out in bars.