Firewood splitting service?

flyingdog

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I am desperate for birthday gift ideas for my husband. Sure would be nice to have all our wood split for winter, though. Know anyone who provides this type of service?
 

FED_UP

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I am desperate for birthday gift ideas for my husband. Sure would be nice to have all our wood split for winter, though. Know anyone who provides this type of service?

Rent a log splitter and do it yourself, also he could watch while you are dressed in your birthday suit. Great gift.
 
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aps45819

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Buy a log splitter for his birthday.

... better yet, get him an ax.

Wood heat is supposed to warm you three times. Once when you cut it, again when you split it and finally when you burn it.
 

Merlin99

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Buy a log splitter for his birthday.

... better yet, get him an ax.

Wood heat is supposed to warm you three times. Once when you cut it, again when you split it and finally when you burn it.
Axes are for cutting wood, mauls are for splitting it. :smack:








(I'm channeling clem today)
 

flyingdog

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Rent a log splitter and do it yourself, also he could watch while you are dressed in your birthday suit. Great gift.

I like 1/2 this idea. Where can I rent a log splitter? Then I got to get it to the house. And if I am going to do this I probably should get another cord. Maybe I should just buy him beer.
 

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Buy a log splitter for his birthday.
... better yet, get him an ax.

Wood heat is supposed to warm you three times. Once when you cut it, again when you split it and finally when you burn it.

Yep, if you have a lot of unsplit logs that would be nice. I used to love splitting those suckers with a wedge. Too hard lately. Getting old sux.
 
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