Five and a half

slotpuppy

Ass-hole
I hear ya. You're really lucky that's all that's 'wrong' so to speak. I'm starting to swell a little, not consistently but sometimes (my feet) but I'm so so sooooo achy it's unreal! I remember feeling like I'd been kicked in the crotch with my last pregnancy but this is unreal, it feels like my pelvic bones aren't aligned or something...there's clicking and popping and the most intense pain sometimes, ugh! Still, it's my last pregnancy so I just breathe deep, rub my belly and know she'll be here "soon" :smile:

I pushed my lil guy out and plan to push this lil lady out too....girl I'm nervous with you! Hey, at least you know "when" you'll be delivering :yay:

Get used to all these pains and pops. You get more of them as you get older.
 

SoMDGirl42

Well-Known Member
I hadn't heard pineapple.


And I wasn't going to say sex, cause I didn't want to be crude, cause you're someone mother.

pineapples make semen taste better, but I don't know what that has to do with labor. You have to actually have sex to help labor, BJs do nothing to start that process. :whistle:
 
I hadn't heard pineapple.


And I wasn't going to say sex, cause I didn't want to be crude, cause you're someone mother.

Oh uhhh so are you calling me crude? :lol:

pineapples make semen taste better, but I don't know what that has to do with labor. You have to actually have sex to help labor, BJs do nothing to start that process. :whistle:

Stop it! You're someone's Mother!! :lol:

I've heard that semen helps soften the cervix, it's not the "sex" part...it's the swimmers :jet:
 
enjoy it, my wife thought she had a month left and then boom shaka laka the boy came early

Yeahhhh we'll see...til then, click, pop, click, ouch, gotta pee, I'm hungry again, click, gotta pee, crap have I had enough water today, gotta pee again..............:lol:
 

SoMDGirl42

Well-Known Member
Stop it! You're someone's Mother!! :lol:

I've heard that semen helps soften the cervix, it's not the "sex" part...it's the swimmers :jet:
I'm 3 someones mother, that how I know so much :biggrin:

and it's not just he swimmers that soften the cervix, it's the big "O" that contracts the muscles, that start the contractions. BTW, stimulating your nipples works too. :roflmao:
I'm debating if I should make this my new siggy. :coffee:

Whoo hoo. :getdown:
 
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