What does a frog say when he gets stuck in the mud?
kneedeep. kneedeep.
How does a frog get out of the mud?
He gets toad.
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next semester in her biology class."
What does a frog say when he gets stuck in the mud?
kneedeep. kneedeep.
How does a frog get out of the mud?
He gets toad.