Fla. Cyclist Killed Trying To Beat Train To Crossing

[rack'm]

OAKLAND PARK, Fla. -- A cyclist was killed over the weekend after trying to beat a train to a railroad crossing in Oakland Park.

An autopsy is planned, according to the report.

Autopsy report will show a high level of stupidity.

 

[bresamil]

:darwinaward:

 

[Dougstermd]

OAKLAND PARK, Fla. -- A cyclist was killed over the weekend after trying to beat a train to a railroad crossing in Oakland Park.




Autopsy report will show a high level of stupidity.

Stupid hurts

 

[Bustem' Down]

At first I thought the aticle was about a motorcycle.


Why do they need to do an autopsy?

 

[rack'm]

Stupid hurts

Apparently not enough to be a deterrent.

 

[harleygirl]

At first I thought the aticle was about a motorcycle.


Why do they need to do an autopsy?

I am sure they need to do a drug screen. Anybody that dumb has to be high!

 

[Dougstermd]

I am sure they need to do a drug screen. Anybody that dumb has to be high!

The driver of the train was probally high also.

 

[aps45819]

Stupid hurts

That's been my experience
Wanna see the scars?

 

[PJumper]

:darwinaward:

Obituary should read: A proponent of Darwinism, his death strongly supports Darwin's natural selection of species theory.

 

[aps45819]

I wonder if he said "Hey everybody, Watch this" before he raced the train.


I've got some scars from saying that.

 

[tirdun]

Who Won?

 

[dustin]

The driver of the train was probally high also.

Why do you say that?

 

[dustin]

I am sure they need to do a drug screen. Anybody that dumb has to be high!

Or he knew exactly what he was doing and accomplished it

Hence the autopsy...

 

[Dougstermd]

Why do you say that?

KC Jones you better watch your speed...

 

[dustin]

KC Jones you better watch your speed...

The engineer was speeding?

 

[Dougstermd]

The engineer was speeding?

he was driving that train high on cocaine...

 

[Dougstermd]

Ok. Maybe you don't remember the Greatful Dead

 

[aps45819]

Ok. Maybe you don't remember the Greatful Dead

Don't you feel old now.

 

[Dougstermd]

Don't you fell old now.

YEP

 

[BadGirl]

Ok. Maybe you don't remember the Greatful Dead

I do, though. I love Bob Weir.