Foodie Call

[RoseRed]

Mine consists of cooking it myself, delivering it myself, and leaving before it gets eaten.

Don't forget the Benadryl, in case of allergic reaction.

 

[AnthonyJames]

I just pull over and ask if they're dating. If they're hungry I drop them off at McDonalds afterward.

 

[RoseRed]

Tums are usually the most requested. Smoothies.

Kale smoothies?

 

[Monello]

Suddenly, I've gotten very hungry.

 

[PrchJrkr]

Suddenly, I've gotten very hungry.

 

[BernieP]

Mine consists of cooking it myself, delivering it myself, and leaving before it gets eaten.

did you say leaving or heaving?
How bad is your cooking

 

[BernieP]

No. I'm sorry I mean fruit smoothie tums. They have all kinds of flavors, tropical fruit and berry flavored are the most requested.

Rum, tequila or vodka?

 

[BernieP]

It's edible. Sorta. I have very polite male friend, they heave after I'm gone. Or feed it to the racoons. Who also heave. Or keel over and die.

I work a long day, go home and argue about dinner
cook, listen to nit picking complaints
Choke my food down so I don't have to listen
Clean up and go to bed.
I've been photographing the meals (at least the ones I nail)

 

[BernieP]

I just ate a cheese sandwich with mayonnaise for dinner.. Velveeta no less. Top that. Do yourself a favor and ditch the SO for an evening. Sounds like you deserve a night out.

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[BernieP]

 

[BernieP]

 

[BernieP]

 

[BernieP]

 

[BernieP]

I could give cooking lessons

 

[BernieP]

Here is a complete meal from scratch. Easy to prepare and healthy

 

[Bann]

@BernieP - not sure why, but none of your pictures are turning up for me. Just a big " -- " in a circle. Weird.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Me too!

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As I bit into the delightful combination of slightly stale whole wheat bread, lightly spread with Hellmans real mayonnaise, and topped with the smooth creaminess of the aged Velveeta cheese, I realized that this was no ordinary cheese sandwich. This was the food of gods and needed no side accompaniment; it stood on it's own. A delightful under 20 second meal, best paired with tonight's beer choice of Raging Bitch, a slightly strong Belgian IPA, vintage 2020. Buy it for the name. Drink it for the buzz.

Needs spam

 

[PeoplesElbow]

That's EXACTLY what it needed. You are food genius.

You should try my spamaroni and cheese, it pairs well with Landshark.

 

[BernieP]

@BernieP - not sure why, but none of your pictures are turning up for me. Just a big " -- " in a circle. Weird.

LOL
I can't see them either.
I tried to copy the image but it failed so I shared links to my Google Photo's folder.

 

[BernieP]

Yes you could - what is that one with the shrimp please? It looks delicious.

Just a simple homemade Alfredo (I think), some tomatoes, whatever moved me got thrown into the pan.