Um, yuck. Who makes that stuff up?
Fat people are fat because God doesn't like them.
Fat people are simply preparing for the oncoming famine. You skinny beeches don't stand a chance!
I bed to differ... They're bound to keel over from a heart attack while I'm chasing them with my carving knife and then I'll eat well.
Nope, wouldn't happen. I don't think anyone stands a chance against a hungry fat chick. You'd look like a tasty chicken nugget.
Fat people are fat because God doesn't like them.