migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
Depends on the job, judge or prostitute? Black.
Clown? Spin in circles until you can't stand up without assistance, then close your eyes and get dressed.
You get the idea.
As funny as his advice is, it's actually the best. And remember it's always the better idea to look as professional as possible, even if it's a casual dress place of employement. I have my "lucky job interview suit" in dark gray and a "power" suit dress in black and red. Dark colors, muted colors with one power splash of color tends to be best. - Like a dark suit and a bright scarf or cool piece of jewelry. Remember to limit your accessories though - one power color item only.