Freaky Stuff?

[Sneakers]

I might even just have to skip dinner.

I was thinking of making sausages. Funny thing, but no matter how you try to straighten them out, they always curve when they plump.

 

[UglyBear]

I was thinking of making sausages. Funny thing, but no matter how you try to straighten them out, they always curve when they plump.

In honor of this thread, are you going to stuff them into buns ? Maybe with nice mole sauce?

 

[Monello]

I know someone who found someone jerking off in the woods.

Please post pictures!

Years ago while dove hunting in Florida, I walked up a slight hill. Saw a dude by himself, going to town. His back was to me. He didn't appear to notice me. The thought came to me about firing off a shot in the air. I didn't. I just quietly back out of there.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Years ago while dove hunting in Florida, I walked up a slight hill. Saw a dude by himself, going to town. His back was to me. He didn't appear to notice me. The thought came to me about firing off a shot in the air. I didn't. I just quietly back out of there.

He may have had a misfire with his if you did that.

Never understood masturbating in the woods. Fooling around with another sure, but hell you can rub one out in any bathroom.

 

[mitzi]

I'm speculating here but, I'd venture to guess it's married men. Why else go there? If they're not married, just do that nasty stuff at their own place. I might even just have to skip dinner.

I took it as 2 guys hooking up.

 

[1stGenSMIB]

He may have had a misfire with his if you did that.

Never understood masturbating in the woods. Fooling around with another sure, but hell you can rub one out in any bathroom.

Someone convinced the state that was OK for a license plate. No picture, but I saw it on a big truck at Lowe's a couple weeks ago. "RUB1OUT".

 

[Gilligan]

I know someone who found someone jerking off in the woods.

Please post pictures!

uh oh...

 

[GURPS]

Never understood masturbating in the woods.

Free and Breezy ?

who the hell knows ....

 

[DannyMotorcycle]

It might not be married men, it might be adult loser grown men who live with their parents.. I guess cheaper and more private than a hotel?
I guess add the excitement factor of "being in public" ?

 

[my-thyme]

As long as they're consenting adults...

 

[BernieP]

Free and Breezy ?

who the hell knows ....

hopefully they use poison ivy leaves to wipe up

 

[L'Town.girl]

hopefully they use poison ivy leaves to wipe up

That would be nice. Nope. These butt bandits use what looks like industrial heavy duty wipes.

 

[Mavis]

That would be nice. Nope. These butt bandits use what looks like industrial heavy duty wipes.

You've looked that closely!

 

[L'Town.girl]

You've looked that closely!

Took photos. From a distance. Zoomed in. Disgusting. Bottles and tubes of stuff. Hundreds of wipes with stripes.

 

[mitzi]

That would be nice. Nope. These butt bandits use what looks like industrial heavy duty wipes.

Took photos. From a distance. Zoomed in. Disgusting. Bottles and tubes of stuff. Hundreds of wipes with stripes.

Any used condoms?

 

[L'Town.girl]

Update! Last week there WERE 2 old barns at Myrtle Point Park - one of which had that "nasty ass" dude stuff going on in there . Walked the trails yesterday, both have been bulldozed. Yah! Guess the butt monkeys are going to need a new meeting spot.