Friday the 13th Superstitions

Friday the 13th

  • I'm not superstitious but I don't like Fri the 13th

    Votes: 5 13.9%

  • I gon't go out on Fri the 13th

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Freaky Friday. Way cool lets party.

    Votes: 14 38.9%

  • Just another Friday

    Votes: 17 47.2%
  • Total voters
    36
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
mamissa3 said:
Today is my Due date, but dont think anything is going to happen today:(.
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A few things to try:

Watch Comedy Central. Laughter can induce labor.
Have some ess-ee-ex (if it's not painful). Sex can induce labor.
Jumping Jacks.
It's too late now - but if you had taken up smoking earlier, I've heard that can cause early labor.
Jolt Cola!!!




Unless I totally misunderstood you when you actually meant that your library books are "due" today.. or if you're "due" for a visit from Aunt Flo.
 
MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
mamissa3 said:
No you didnt misunderstand. It is a baby that is due today. :) Am willing to try anything at this point!! Thanks
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Semen contains prostaglandin, which is what they use to induce labor. PM me, and I'll be right over to help. Strictly clinical of course, I would obtain no enjoyment from :bangbangbang:
 
MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
mamissa3 said:
Sorry but i have a husband for that! lol
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No reason to apolgize. I was merely offering my services with no expectation of gratification. Honest. No really, I mean it. Come on now, I really mean it, I'm not like that!
 
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