Friday

BuddyLee

Football addict
mainman said:
:bigperm:
:lmao:

Scene begins with children screaming and running after the speeding ice cream truck.

Big worm (ice cream man) - Whatchu want?

Boy - Whatchu got?

Big worm - Boy what the funk you want?

Boy - Give me some chili fritos.

In comes Smokey...

Boy - Hey what about my chili fritos, give me my money back.

Big worm - My money!
 

Careyhartfan

I am beautiful!!
BuddyLee said:
:lmao:

Scene begins with children screaming and running after the speeding ice cream truck.

Big worm (ice cream man) - Whatchu want?

Boy - Whatchu got?

Big worm - Boy what the funk you want?

Boy - Give me some chili fritos.

In comes Smokey...

Boy - Hey what about my chili fritos, give me my money back.

Big worm - My money!
:killingme I love the part where smokey says: U got knocked the f*** out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

BuddyLee

Football addict
Careyhartfan said:
:killingme I love the part where smokey says: U got knocked the f*** out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah the best scene is...

Smokey enters the bushes

Homeless man: la la la la da la la...hey...hey Smokey...you want me to wash your car for you still?

Smokey: Yea man...come back later...go away.

Homeless man: You know Smokey, I'm not the smartest man but it looks like you're taking a sh*t.

Smokey: Go away! Don't tell anyone!

Homeless man: OK...I won't, I'll clean up that sh*t for you for $5 though.

Homeless man: la la la la da la la HEY SMOKEY'S BACK HERE TAKIN' A SH*T

:roflmao:
 

Careyhartfan

I am beautiful!!
BuddyLee said:
Nah the best scene is...

Smokey enters the bushes

Homeless man: la la la la da la la...hey...hey Smokey...you want me to wash your car for you still?

Smokey: Yea man...come back later...go away.

Homeless man: You know Smokey, I'm not the smartest man but it looks like you're taking a sh*t.

Smokey: Go away! Don't tell anyone!

Homeless man: OK...I won't, I'll clean up that sh*t for you for $5 though.

Homeless man: la la la la da la la HEY SMOKEY'S BACK HERE TAKIN' A SH*T

:roflmao:
The funnest line is where smokey says: I got mind control over Deebo. When he say shut up, I be quiet, but when he leave I be talking again. :killingme
 

Careyhartfan

I am beautiful!!
tikipirate said:
It's Friday, ain't got no job, ain't got sh*t to do.
Smokey:Why u not going to work? Craig:I got fired yesterday. Smokey: No s***? I thought u had the day off yesterday. Craig: I did. I went to pick up my check, came home about 4:00, my supervisor calls me says he caught stealing boxes. Smokey: What the f*** u stealing boxes for? What u trying build a culbhouse. :lmao:
 
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