TigerTat
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A 92 year old man who loves to fish was sitting in his
boat on a lake when he heard a voice say, "Pick me
up."
He looked around and could not see any one.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice
again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top,
was a frog.
The old man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up
and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful
woman you have ever seen and I will give you the most
wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed
of."
The old man looked at the frog for a short time and
then reached over and picked it up carefully, placing
it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you
hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you
sexual pleasures like you have never had."
The old man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and
said, "At my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
boat on a lake when he heard a voice say, "Pick me
up."
He looked around and could not see any one.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice
again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top,
was a frog.
The old man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up
and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful
woman you have ever seen and I will give you the most
wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed
of."
The old man looked at the frog for a short time and
then reached over and picked it up carefully, placing
it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you
hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you
sexual pleasures like you have never had."
The old man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and
said, "At my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
