Fun with Numbers!

[FromTexas]

You dirty bird.

I was nice. I didn't mention which parts made up the 23% and 37%.

 

[K_Jo]

I was nice. I didn't mention which parts made up the 23% and 37%.

Are you sure that made it nice?

 

[FromTexas]

Are you sure that made it nice?

Well, it made less dirty. That is fer tits sure.

 

[K_Jo]

Dear You-Know-Who, I was gonna give you krama cause that made me laugh but now it's gone.

 

[K_Jo]

okay

Jackass

 

[FromTexas]

Jackass

You rang?

 

[Kerad]

Bush cited during the State of the Union that 4.6 million jobs have been created during his presidency. True.

What he failed to mention is that 2.6 million jobs were also lost during his presidency.

Total net gain: 2 million jobs.

A gain of any size is good news...but it's not the amount that he claimed.

Sort of like telling your wife you won $500 playing balckjack...but failing to tell her you lost $250 playing roulette.


That is my fact of the day...you may carry on!

 

[K_Jo]

You rang?

I guess I could've been talking to almost anybody. I'll be more specific next time. You will be Jackass #53.

 

[Kyle]

... just give her the special secret signal; act like you are juggling big boobs.

She didn't give me the pills.

She just got a panic'd look... ran back to the counter, dialed, and whispered frantically into the phone.

So much for customer service.

 

[Kyle]

I think she locked the door behind me too.


How rude!!!

 

[FromTexas]

Bush cited during the State of the Union that 4.6 million jobs have been created during his presidency. True.

What he failed to mention is that 2.6 million jobs were also lost during his presidency.

Total net gain: 2 million jobs.

A gain of any size is good news...but it's not the amount that he claimed.

Sort of like telling your wife you won $500 playing balckjack...but failing to tell her you lost $250 playing roulette.


That is my fact of the day...you may carry on!

You can go back to sleep now.

 

[FromTexas]

I think she locked the door behind me too.


How rude!!!

Its probably because you are sitting in the parking lot frantically typing on a wireless laptop and staring at her.

 

[Kyle]

I don't think she liked my pajamas either.

 

[FromTexas]

I don't think she liked my pajamas either.

You were wearing 's pajamas again, weren't you? Frilly lingerie is for drinks with the guys not for GNC.

 

[virgovictoria]

I don't think she liked my pajamas either.

:snoopy:

 

[FromTexas]

:snoopy:

Is that what was hanging out his crotchless panties? I have heard of pet names for it, but that is just silly.

 

[vraiblonde]

Good. Then maybe you can tell me how Presidents "create" and "lose" jobs.

Pretty please?

And don't just say "his policies", because I don't understand things like that. I need something more tangible and specific.

TIA

 

[FromTexas]

Good. Then maybe you can tell me how Presidents "create" and "lose" jobs.

Pretty please?

And don't just say "his policies", because I don't understand things like that. I need something more tangible and specific.

TIA

Oh please, please let him say his policies. Then we can play the presidential policy game. I love when they want to play that game with this!