Gastric Bypass

[BadGirl]

Evertyime somebody tells you your ass looks good you always say..


EH, he looks ok for his age..

You are getting so old that I won't be able to say that much longer.

You know how puppies and kitties are adorable, and precious, and are wonderfully cuddly, but dogs and cats not so much?

Well, you're a dog.

 

[vraiblonde]

Well, you're a dog.

Does he slobber and have bad breath, too?

 

[Lenny]

Does he slobber and have bad breath, too?

and lick his nuts?

 

[hotcoffee]

Well... it's a go.... I just came back from the Surgeon's Office....

I have to see the heart doctor and the psychiatrist.... and my Primary Care has to send over the office visit notes form the last 6 months.

I have to go on a high protein shake diet for a month to help my liver.




Now here' a question.... I hear that I will be in the hospital for up to 4 days.... I'm good with that... will I be able to go back to work soon after that?

I hear about fatigue... is it so bad that I can't work?

I only have two weeks vacation...

 

[Wenchy]

Well... it's a go.... I just came back from the Surgeon's Office....

I have to see the heart doctor and the psychiatrist.... and my Primary Care has to send over the office visit notes form the last 6 months.

I have to go on a high protein shake diet for a month to help my liver.




Now here' a question.... I hear that I will be in the hospital for up to 4 days.... I'm good with that... will I be able to go back to work soon after that?

I hear about fatigue... is it so bad that I can't work?

I only have two weeks vacation...

PM the people who have asked you to PM them.

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Best wishes to you.

P.S. Badgirl's butt was always great. It's just a smaller version now.

 

[bcp]

If you look good, you feel good.

Seriously, a woman can be dying of the flu with body fluids coming out of every orifice. But if someone says, "Your ass looks fantastic," or even just, "Cute shirt!" suddenly they feel fabulous.

You know, generally speaking,,, I take your words of wisdom with great value, however,,, I must argue this point with you.

lets say Im in line at the grocery store paying for my viagra and condoms (maximum size thank you very much) and Im standing behind a woman and I say, NICE ASS,,
I get slapped and called bad and very rude names.
happens every time. and my wife isnt even around when I do it.

 

[Lan]

So many fatties in SoMD.

 

[bcp]

So many fatties in SoMD.

maybe, but alot of cute fatties

 

[itsbob]

Does he slobber and have bad breath, too?

No bad breath but she can get me to slobbering within 5 minutes of getting up in the morning






Unless I'm misunderstanding what "spin up" means.

 

[SamSpade]

Now here' a question.... I hear that I will be in the hospital for up to 4 days.... I'm good with that... will I be able to go back to work soon after that?

I hear about fatigue... is it so bad that I can't work?

I only have two weeks vacation...

I took a lot of leave, but - truth is, after two weeks I was totally fine, even if couldn't eat a lot of things (I remember a lot of pain after trying to sneak a single Dorito).

My wife went back after one week.

It is possible to go back, but only if you have a job that isn't very strenuous. And you'll be very fatigued after the first few days, partly because the anesthesia takes a while to totally work its way out (or so I was told).