Get ready for the return of prohibition…

[Kyle]

If they outlaw alcohol, only outlaws will drink alcohol.

I'm starting a photography studio for those that want to get ahead of the rush and have their wanted poster photos done in advance!

 

[Gilligan]

If they outlaw alcohol, only outlaws will drink alcohol.

They've convinced me! I'm not going to drink any more.

 

[Kyle]

They've convinced me! I'm not going to drink any more.

There goes InBevs next quarter profits.

 

[Gilligan]

There goes InBevs next quarter profits.

They'll be OK..because I'm not going to drink any less either.

 

[gemma_rae]

I'm starting a photography studio for those that want to get ahead of the rush and have their wanted poster photos done in advance!

Can I use my old mug shot from the 80's? I looked pretty hot in that one!

 

[DaSDGuy]

Alcohol Czar? I didn't see this job listed on USAJobs.

No matter. I've only had about a dozen beers in the last year so I need to catch up. Scotch, on the other hand, I came close.

 

[Gilligan]

No matter. I've only had about a dozen beers in the last hour so I need to catch up. Scotch, on the other hand, I came close.

fixed it for me.

 

[limblips]

Bill had a cool humidor (humidorette? humidoress?)

Humidwhore.

 

[WingsOfGold]

Not much of a drinker anymore BUT I insist on beer with my crabs PLUS one to steam them with. What will obammy do without his Red Stripe shiit from Jamaica?

 

[TPD]

This is in preparation for the removal of cash and the mandatory digital currency and/or credit card transactions only. Once you have bought your limit of alcohol, the government will shut down your credit card so you can’t buy anymore.

 

[Ken King]

This is in preparation for the removal of cash and the mandatory digital currency and/or credit card transactions only. Once you have bought your limit of alcohol, the government will shut down your credit card so you can’t buy anymore.

Nah, if you go over your two beer a month maximum they will consider you an abuser of alcohol and come for your guns.

 

[gemma_rae]

Nah, if you go over your two beer a month maximum they will consider you an abuser of alcohol and come for your guns.

Have you ever noticed that no one ever questions why you need ten cases of Vaseline with that five gallon can of gasoline?

 

[Ken King]

Have you ever noticed that no one ever questions why you need ten cases of Vaseline with that five gallon can of gasoline?

With the Biden administration isn't that just a requirement for their regular weekend dating event?

 

[gemma_rae]

With the Biden administration isn't that just a requirement for their regular weekend dating event?

Joe prefers Yellow 77. It hides his jaundice better.

 

[jrt_ms1995]

I've had more than that in the last quarter hour.

I heard this; some employee, I think?

 

[Gilligan]

I heard this; some employee, I think?

That former employee lied a lot.

 

[stgislander]

That former employee lied a lot.

Looks like I don't have to go into work tomorrow.