Get Rich Quick

Beta84

They're out to get us
Hi everyone! I'm a retard and think that some get-rich-quick schemes actually work! I don't understand why these legitimate options aren't spread around to absolutely everyone, so we can ALL get rich quick, but nonetheless I am hoping that some of you will share your schemes with me.

I have a great get-rich-quick scheme but I won't talk about it here. We can talk on the side, but it's not that expensive to start with and after a few payments the rewards will go at about 10x what you put in at a minimum!

And if you believe that, I have some swampland in Florida I'd like to sell you
 

Beta84

They're out to get us
If I had a porn site and was rich, I wouldn't be in Great Mills typing on a forum. I'd be in the Keys lunching with Kwillia.

You should make a porn.somd.com link and watch your income go skyhigh from all us local pervs. :lol:
 

stix

New Member
Not really a Get Rich quick gimmick.. Find a product and sell it at the farmers market.

Pet Sitting...
Closet Organization..
Bikini Car Wash (haha)
Event Planner (Throw High End parties)
Lango (Teach young kids a foreign language.
 
I have a great get-rich-quick scheme but I won't talk about it here. We can talk on the side, but it's not that expensive to start with and after a few payments the rewards will go at about 10x what you put in at a minimum!

And if you believe that, I have some swampland in Florida I'd like to sell you

Beta, you forgot to put your name in the quote you so kindly revised for me. You might want to post your e-mail address too. Scammers love retards.
 

Beta84

They're out to get us
Beta, you forgot to put your name in the quote you so kindly revised for me. You might want to post your e-mail address too. Scammers love retards.

you do realize that "get rich quick" will ALWAYS be a scam...right? So pray tell, how does that not make you the retard since you're looking to buy into a scam?
 

Beta84

They're out to get us
Oh brother. Let me re-phrase that then. How about 'retard with attitude'.

I was just trying to prevent you from sinking money into a get rich quick scheme that's bound to fail and screw you out of more money. Usually being harsh sinks in better to people that don't have a clue. Sorry if I offended you :huggy:
 
I was just trying to prevent you from sinking money into a get rich quick scheme that's bound to fail and screw you out of more money. Usually being harsh sinks in better to people that don't have a clue. Sorry if I offended you :huggy:

Aaaaaaawusschoo. Excuse me.
 
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