Lugnut
I'm Rick James #####!
do you know that the electrolux guardian canister will suck up a pair of panties and not break a sweat doing it?
I did not know that... But now that I do, I'm ordering one!
I can see it now, I'm sitting on the couch watching a movie with a woman. A single kernel of popcorn falls to the floor...
With a knowing look I retrieve the Electrolux Guardian. As the beautiful young woman looks on admiring the powerful chrome appliance and the skill wielded in it's use, I first persue the errant popcorn kernel. With a delicate touch and the goal firmly in mind, the kernel is teased and coerced into my keeping. Then, with a subtle yet powerful flick of the wrist...
NO more Panties!!!