Getting pissed

[unixpirate]

How do you keep the ucking cat off the counters. I hate that more then anything.

Will someone help a brotha out before I hurt this animal? :notreally:

 

[DoWhat]

How do you keep the ucking cat off the counters. I hate that more then anything.

Will someone help a brotha out before I hurt this animal? :notreally:

Cover counter with tin foil.
And get a squirt gun.

 

[aps45819]

Keep a squirt gun handy and every time you see them there, hose them down.

 

[bohman]

Verbal intimidation worked for ours. I'm betting you've already tried that, though, so I probably can't help much.

I've never tried it - but I've heard that they don't like walking on crumpled up aluminum foil. Try covering the open areas of counter with that overnight?

 

[Dutch6]

Keep a 9mm gun handy and every time you see them there, pop a cap.

:fixed:

 

[unixpirate]

Cover counter with tin foil.
And get a squirt gun.

Wut up DW

Right now I put bleach on it and it seems to be working. I'm afraid it's going to kill 'em tho if he jumps up and then licks his paws.

The view from the TV and my laptop won't allow me to see the counters to be able to do that.

 

[FromTexas]

How do you keep the ucking cat off the counters. I hate that more then anything.

Will someone help a brotha out before I hurt this animal? :notreally:

If they don't have legs they can't jump.

 

[aps45819]

:fixed:

That's to large a caliber, it'll go right through the cat and then you'll have to spackel a hole in the wall. It's been my experience that .22 shorts work well for use inside the house with minimal pass-thru damage.

... and the holes need less spackling

 

[Dutch6]

That's to large a caliber, it'll go right through the cat and then you'll have to spackel a hole in the wall. It's been my experience that .22 shorts work well for use inside the house with minimal pass-thru damage.

... and the holes need less spackling

Yes, this is true but you take away a lot of the fun factor!

 

[desertrat]

That's to large a caliber, it'll go right through the cat and then you'll have to spackel a hole in the wall. It's been my experience that .22 shorts work well for use inside the house with minimal pass-thru damage.

... and the holes need less spackling

.38s or .22s with snake loads.

 

[Beelzebaby666]

If they don't have legs they can't jump.

Then what are they good for?





:catsareforkickingandeating:

 

[desertrat]

Yes, this is true but you take away a lot of the fun factor!

No, for real fun you use a spear gun!

 

[desertrat]

Then what are they good for?





:catsareforkickingandeating:

Sailcats.

 

[aps45819]

Right now I put bleach on it and it seems to be working.

Hope it's a white cat

 

[FancyBelle]

Try the squirt bottle of water. Has always worked with ours. Anything she does, that she shouldn't, she gets wet. She doesn't usually do it again.

 

[aps45819]

Not a lot of replys from cat lovers

 

[cattitude]

Try the squirt bottle of water. Has always worked with ours. Anything she does, that she shouldn't, she gets wet. She doesn't usually do it again.

You squirt my little baby?

 

[aps45819]

You squirt my little baby?

Seems more humane than stuffing them in a stinky sneaker.

 

[Cowgirl]

If the tin foil doesn't work, put cookie sheets on the edge of the counter and fill them with water. Worked like a charm for my sister's cat. She only had to do it once.

 

[Ponytail]

Have a mop handy when you get home...

with coverage area of 35', it shouldn't have any trouble blasting that darn right off the counter.