GopherM
Darwin was right
There was a semi that was rolling down temple square in Salt Lake City and ran over two missionaries killing them instantly. They arose to the pearly gates knocked and St. Peter said I am sorry gods not in. They proceeded and sat on the benches and saw a couple of nuns knocking on the gates, they had been run over by the same semi. The wanted in a St. Peter told them the same thing. The next two were a couple of marine harp recruiters hit by the same truck. They were told the same thing. They waited and waited when a sailor in his bell bottoms came strolling by them. The gates opened and let him in. All of the people waiting to get in started to pound on the gates and asked St. Peter what’s up? They said as the bluejacket waltzed by and smelled of smoke and beer...what was up? St. Peter answered. When god wants to have a good time he puts on a sailor suit.