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toppick08
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GOOD:
A Seattle , WA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem - A 12- year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'.
The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Birmingham AL . A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of hand cuffs.
BEST:
A Young woman was pulled over for speeding.
A TN State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.
'He replied, 'Tennessee State Troopers don't have balls.'
There was a moment of silence....
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
A Seattle , WA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem - A 12- year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'.
The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Birmingham AL . A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of hand cuffs.
BEST:
A Young woman was pulled over for speeding.
A TN State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.
'He replied, 'Tennessee State Troopers don't have balls.'
There was a moment of silence....
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.