Good Driving

[MMDad]

I'm proud of my wife. This morning, I followed her to our Daughter's school for a PTC. Suddenly a squirrel runs out in front of her. Traffic was coming the other way, and there were trees next to the road. She didn't swerve, there was just a little thunk thunk. No head on, no car into a tree. Just a red spot on the road.

 

[DoWhat]

I'm proud of my wife. This morning, I followed her to our Daughter's school for a PTC. Suddenly a squirrel runs out in front of her. Traffic was coming the other way, and there were trees next to the road. She didn't swerve, there was just a little thunk thunk. No head on, no car into a tree. Just a red spot on the road.

Does the BIT$H have brakes?

 

[K_Jo]

Free squirrel.

 

[MMDad]

Does the BIT$H have brakes?

You are calling my wife a #####? Who in the hell do you think you are? Why should she slam on the brakes for a tree rat?

 

[K_Jo]

 

[Nickel]

shhhhh

 

[MMDad]

(this is fun)

 

[DoWhat]

Who in the hell do you think you are?
My name is DoWhat and I have proof.
Why should she slam on the brakes for a tree rat?

Animals have feelings.

 

[MMDad]

Animals have feelings.

Are you one of those PETA freaks?

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Animals have feelings.

That one felt tires and asphalt.....

 

[K_Jo]

That one felt tires and asphalt.....

 

[aps45819]

Animals have feelings.

That one don't.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Hey lover girl.

 

[MMDad]

That one felt tires and asphalt.....

As it should. Freakin tree rat.

 

[K_Jo]

As it should. Freakin tree rat.

That's mean.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

That's mean.

:CSI:


OK folks, everyone go home. Nothing to see here. Move on.... Thank you!!

 

[MMDad]

:CSI:


OK folks, everyone go home. Nothing to see here. Move on.... Thank you!!

 

[Vixen]

Hey Mike,

That looks DRT (Dead right there)

Somebody hit a deer on Rt. 5 just before 235. They knocked the cream cheese out of that sucker. There are deer parts everywhere.

 

[Jeff]

 

[Mikeinsmd]

That's the lil Effer in that insurance commercial....