Good Lort!!! You can't make this stuff up!!!

[RoseRed]

WARNING – Graphic Content: Police Arrest La Plata Woman for Prostitution and Assault

https://smnewsnet.com/archives/4324...-la-plata-woman-for-prostitution-and-assault/

Whoa Nellie!!!

 

[jazz lady]

Police read Flynn her rights and told her she should stop talking until she talks to a lawyer, Flynn yelled, “Why I am Horney I like to F##k”. Flynn then started to ask the police officer to have sex with her by saying, “no charges you can f##k me and let me go”.

 

[RoseRed]

I know, right!?! That right there is one ####ed up soup sammich!

 

[Grumpy]

Some crazy stuff over there today.

 

[Grumpy]

She didn't stop talking cuz she wanted to take care of her sleeping arrangements for the next 6 months to a year.

 

[stgislander]

Sodomy? Oh that's right. MD hasn't repealed its Sodomy law yet. Not very progressive of them.

 

[Gilligan]

it’s really not prostitution as long as she loves to have sex.

She's right, you know.

 

[GURPS]

if no money is changing hands ... :shrug:

 

[Misfit]

Sodomy? Oh that's right. MD hasn't repealed its Sodomy law yet. Not very progressive of them.

My lawyer got my sodomy charge reduced to tailgating.

 

[RoseRed]

My lawyer got my sodomy charge reduced to tailgating.

 

[jazz lady]

Isn't it ironic that the two articles next to this one to the right and below are about tainted meat and the priest pulling his meat in public?

 

[officeguy]

If La Plata lost the Walmart, buldozed the townhouse colony off Kent Ave and the Deluxe Inn, they could do away with their police department.

 

[RoseRed]

Isn't it ironic that the two articles next to this one to the right and below are about tainted meat and the priest pulling his meat in public?

It's too soon to blame it on the next full moon. :shrug:

 

[officeguy]

An interesting system. She was trying to put 'favors' on account with different occupants so she would have a place to sleep going forward. I would have thought that this is a 'pay as you go' economy.

 

[Monello]

The article didn't need to be as graphic as they wrote it. It wasn't necessary to quote the perp. I'm sure that was done to sensationalize the story. And here we are posting about it. Leave out the sex talk with her lurid details and this is a non story.

 

[DannyMotorcycle]

They need a new editor over there or something? Am I the only one taken aback that it's supposed to be a news article? My God run it through a grammar checking app or something.

 

[gary_webb]

I think I just met my next ex wife.

 

[RoseRed]

I think I just met my next ex wife.

 

[jazz lady]

The comments are hysterical.

Localboy on April 12, 2018 at 1:24 pm

“she has been doing this since she got into town from California” What, did she F##k the pilot to get here!

 

[RoseRed]

The comments are hysterical.

I read them yesterday, but need to go back and see the new ones later. Going for a bike ride soon! VroomVroom!