BuddyLee
Football addict
I'm Lovin It
This just in: there’s still nothing healthy at McDonalds. Turns out some of Ronald's new healthy-looking salads contain more fat than his cheeseburgers. And just when I was beginning to trust him!
Look, I’m firmly against taxing fast food. Your fat ass is your fault. And I don’t understand all this Atkins and South Beach Diet crap. A diet book should have two pages in it: “Page 1 – Eat right. Page 2 – Exercise. Acknowledgements: My common sense.” But I’m also a firm believer that it’s time that we, as a nation, reduced McDonald’s to one of those run-down scary-looking franchises in a bad neighborhood that you would never even think of going into. Like Popeye’s Chicken.
Second story.
Pennant Racist
Marge Schott is dead at 75. The controversial former owner of the Reds got her last wish: she was carried to her final resting place by six black men, each of whom was tipped a quarter. Some will choose to remember this special lady for her sense of humor, like when she called Dave Parker her “million dollar ******”. Others will recall her unique view of history, such as when she said “Hitler was good at the beginning, but he went too far.”-- presumably a reference to Moscow. As for me, I choose to remember Mrs. Schott when she was at her happiest: buying, selling, and trading black men as the owner of a baseball team. Marge Schott: Thanks to the Civil Rights Act, we’ll not see her kind again.
Third story.
There's a War On
President Bush now describes himself as a “war president,” which means he’s come a long way from being a “post-grad pussy” in the Vietnam War era. But he is a war president. And I’m not just talking about the war in Afghanistan or Iraq or the war against Columbian foliage. I’m talking about the Culture War. With the Mel Gibson movie, the gay marriage debate, and Howard Stern getting yanked from stations because of indecency, the culture war is so on. And that’s just how Karl Rove wants it, because nothing gets white people to the polls like fear. In fact, the right wing is so fired up about Jews and gays and the potty mouth they’ve almost forgotten who the real enemy is – brown people. I just hope President Bush has learned an important lesson from Iraq about jumping the gun: before you land on a carrier and declare the “mission accomplished,” make sure hostilities truly have ended and America is a functioning theocracy.
http://www.safesearching.com/billmaher/home.shtml
This just in: there’s still nothing healthy at McDonalds. Turns out some of Ronald's new healthy-looking salads contain more fat than his cheeseburgers. And just when I was beginning to trust him!
Look, I’m firmly against taxing fast food. Your fat ass is your fault. And I don’t understand all this Atkins and South Beach Diet crap. A diet book should have two pages in it: “Page 1 – Eat right. Page 2 – Exercise. Acknowledgements: My common sense.” But I’m also a firm believer that it’s time that we, as a nation, reduced McDonald’s to one of those run-down scary-looking franchises in a bad neighborhood that you would never even think of going into. Like Popeye’s Chicken.
Second story.
Pennant Racist
Marge Schott is dead at 75. The controversial former owner of the Reds got her last wish: she was carried to her final resting place by six black men, each of whom was tipped a quarter. Some will choose to remember this special lady for her sense of humor, like when she called Dave Parker her “million dollar ******”. Others will recall her unique view of history, such as when she said “Hitler was good at the beginning, but he went too far.”-- presumably a reference to Moscow. As for me, I choose to remember Mrs. Schott when she was at her happiest: buying, selling, and trading black men as the owner of a baseball team. Marge Schott: Thanks to the Civil Rights Act, we’ll not see her kind again.
Third story.
There's a War On
President Bush now describes himself as a “war president,” which means he’s come a long way from being a “post-grad pussy” in the Vietnam War era. But he is a war president. And I’m not just talking about the war in Afghanistan or Iraq or the war against Columbian foliage. I’m talking about the Culture War. With the Mel Gibson movie, the gay marriage debate, and Howard Stern getting yanked from stations because of indecency, the culture war is so on. And that’s just how Karl Rove wants it, because nothing gets white people to the polls like fear. In fact, the right wing is so fired up about Jews and gays and the potty mouth they’ve almost forgotten who the real enemy is – brown people. I just hope President Bush has learned an important lesson from Iraq about jumping the gun: before you land on a carrier and declare the “mission accomplished,” make sure hostilities truly have ended and America is a functioning theocracy.
http://www.safesearching.com/billmaher/home.shtml
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